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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli

Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
 

Us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
 

Teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
 

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
 

Pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
 

Wife n Mobile: 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche

Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
 

Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa? Student:

Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa?
Student: Main.
Sir: Kaise?
Student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai.
 

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
 

Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti

Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi
 

Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.

Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata.
 

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
 

Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4

Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 milk. Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth.
Santa: Changa hoya paani nahi mangya.
 

Santa to Amli: Yaar thodi jahi afeem devin kise

Santa to Amli: Yaar thodi jahi afeem devin kise nu deni hai.
Amli: Oye afeem khake loki lende tan bahut dekhe ne par den wala tu hi milaya.
 

Santa rape karan di koshish karda hai. Kudi:

Santa rape karan di koshish karda hai. Kudi: Tere rape karan to pehla mein mar javangi.
Santa: Aho mar jayin par kise garib de kam na aayin
 

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.
 

Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar

Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola: O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...!
 

Santa di saali: Jijaji 500 Rs deo agley haftey

Santa di saali: Jijaji 500 Rs deo agley haftey dawangi.
Santa: Tu 1500 le, magar hune ge
 

Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?

Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi?
Gal: Adult movie thi...
 

Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi

Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee.
Santa: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band karke soya kar.
 

Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere

Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen!
Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
 

Pappu: Papa, aap papa kaise bane? Santa:

Pappu: Papa, aap papa kaise bane?
Santa: Oye puttar, pa pa key!
 

Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab

Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha?
Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas.
 
 
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