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Pappu: Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki

Pappu: Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.
Jeeto: Yeh to achchi baat hai.
Pappu: Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi 'O God...O God'
 

Palat k Dekh Jaalim, Tamanna hum bhi

Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.
 

Lakh hila lo, lakh daba lo, lakh utha lo, lakh

Lakh hila lo, lakh daba lo, lakh utha lo, lakh bitha lo, lakh ghuma lo, lakh mana lo, lekin SUSU ki aakhri boond hamesha CHADDI mein hi giregi
 

Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!

Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!
 

Ladki apni marzi se de to Pyar, Dost

Ladki apni marzi se de to Pyar,
Dost dilaen to Uphaar,
Ghar wale dilaen to Sanskaar
Aur hum apne aap le lein to Balatkaar
 

Jeeto: Kal ek aadmi aya aur mere sath sex karke

Jeeto: Kal ek aadmi aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?
Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
 

Jeeto: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke

Jeeto: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
 

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
 

Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai, Hum Bichhde

Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
 

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.
 

Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha ?93.5 Red

Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha ?93.5 Red FM?
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho
 

Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar

Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!
 

Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?

Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
 

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo!
 

I Am Suffering From Loose Motions

Santa: “Dr. Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions” Doctor: “Kitni Patli Aati Hai??” Santa: “Samajh Lo Ki Aap Usse Gargle Kar Sakte Ho“
 
 
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