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Dirty Indian SMS Jokes

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient:

Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu main khoob peeta hoon per woh dabaanay nahee dayte!
 

3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. Ist woman: manne

3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. Ist woman: manne chat. 2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki). 3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!
 

Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar, Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka

Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar, Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar, Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha, ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar
 

Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri

Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein
 

Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a

Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl.
 

Beta kya kaam karte ho? Ji samaj seva karta

Beta kya kaam karte ho? "Ji samaj seva karta Hoon." Matlab? "Gire huve ko uthata hoon, Bichade huye ko Milata hoon" Woh Kaise? "Bra banata hoon."
 

Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. tum mein aur

Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. "tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?" Insaan bola "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
 

Common dialogue on Exams & 1st wedding night - Kaisa

Common dialogue on Exams & 1st wedding night - " Kaisa Hua" ?? "Acha hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha par theek se hua nahi!
 

Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur Thakur : Lele

Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah 8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana!
 

Chota SEX-RECHARGE Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs kissing k

Chota SEX-RECHARGE Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs kissing k sath balling -50Rs Full game -199Rs kya soch raha hai? kutta mahenga pad jayega
 

Ghar ki bahu paraye mard ke saath soraithi saas ko pata

Ghar ki bahu paraye mard ke saath soraithi saas ko pata chala lekin kuch nahi boli. malum hai kui? Kuiki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi..
 

Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss karu to tum kya

Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss karu to tum kya sochogi? gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya...
 

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basantiin

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...
 

Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye Hothon Pe Wahi MusKaan

Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye Hothon Pe Wahi MusKaan Liye Kaha Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye!
 

Ddo u know james bonds new film starring PIERCE BROSNAN

Ddo u know james bond's new film starring PIERCE BROSNAN and JAYALALITHA is "THE BED IS NOT ENOUGH"
 

DPS ka charm na hota, anara ka kaam na hota, agar

DPS ka charm na hota, anara ka kaam na hota, agar ladkiyo mein sharm hoti, to bechara mobile badnam na hota!!
 

Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to

Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho
 

Filmi names of penis. 1-2 ankur 3-5 masoom 6-8

Filmi names of penis. 1-2 ankur 3-5 masoom 6-8 parwarish 9-15 pariwartan 16-20 pyaasa 21-35 shikari 36-50 kabhi kabhi 51-60 kamchor 61-75 yaaden
 

2 6 5 9 do inch ka hole che inch ka poll panch minute ka

2 6 5 9 do inch ka hole che inch ka poll panch minute ka maja na mahine ki saja
 

At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh ka sawal...wht is d color

At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh ka sawal...wht is d color of hair on ur wife's pussy? A-Brown B-White C-Black D-Grey? SARDAR: Can I phone a friend.
 

Boy: chand taaron ko bhi need aa rahi hai, Teri maa ki

Boy: chand taaron ko bhi need aa rahi hai, Teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. Girl: mma ki chut ka na de vasta, kholti hoon chaddi kar le nashta...
 

DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI ISLIYE SABANE TERI GAND

DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI ISLIYE SABANE TERI GAND MARI CHAL AB KHOL MERI BARI....
 
 
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