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Dirty Indian SMS Jokes

Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi.. Aaj woh humse jannat

Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi.. Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi.. Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikili... TERI bhen ki, tu idhar bhi aa gayi
 

Door gaon mein ek basti thi wahan ki randiya bahut sasti

Door gaon mein ek basti thi wahan ki randiya bahut sasti thi, unke gand mein itni masti thi, jitna dala utna hasti thi... but why r u smiling
 

1 boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho. The girl replies

1 boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho. The girl replies isme tere baap ka kya jata hai. Boy-agar mere baap ka gaya hota to gori HOTI.
 

Do u know how parachute got its name: A girl jumped out of

Do u know how parachute got its name: A girl jumped out of a flight, with her skirt up, Sardar saw her n said kitna 'pyara chut hai'
 

2 girls returng from movie 1st: mera purse chori ho

2 girls returng from movie 1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: mujhe kya pata SAALA chori kar raha hai!
 

A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial. Wanted - Girl

A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial. "Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar........... Lagataar...........!
 

Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki

Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti hai. Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho, darwaaja chota hi hota hai!
 

Chaho to Dil se Hamko mita dena,chaho to hamko

Chaho to Dil se Hamko mita dena,chaho to hamko bhula dena,par yeh wada karo ki, aaye kabhi yaad humari to rona mat....GAAND MEIN UNGLI DALKE HILA LENA!
 

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Jab kisi ladki ka

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke badd uski ma bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA...."
 

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,AGE 28 -

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT,AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT, AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT,AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT,AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT....
 

3 Facts of Life1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.2)

3 Facts of Life1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.2) Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.3) Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
 

DostiAnsoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,Dil tera dhadke

DostiAnsoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!!.
 

Aurat ki kamarYa khuda tune Aurat ke kamaritni pattli

Aurat ki kamarYa khuda tune Aurat ke kamaritni pattli kyoun banai heyyeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,na meri bewafai hey uski kamar say kuch mittilekar uske seene pe lagai hey.
 

Arz hai.....Dhire se thoko sanammehangi ka zamana

Arz hai.....Dhire se thoko sanammehangi ka zamana hai.........6 inch ke item kozindagi bher chalana hai.........
 
 
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