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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se rote-rote naina thak

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se rote-rote naina thak jayenge. Pyar karna hamesha padosi se roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge..!!
 

Apki life mey mithas ho cadbury jaisi Ronak ho Nerolac

Apki life mey mithas ho cadbury jaisi Ronak ho Nerolac Paint jaisi Mehak ho Axe jaisi,Tazgi ho colgate jaisi aur aap tension free rahe Huggies jaise!
 

Hum dua karte hain khuda se ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na

Hum dua karte hain khuda se ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
 

Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi

Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Najane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho,Aur Sing Hila Rahe Ho!!
 

Premi:Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm

Premi:Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa,Kuch namkin sa,Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: Dhokla!!
 

Maine pyaar tujhi se kiya hai Maine dil bhi tujhi ko diya

Maine pyaar tujhi se kiya hai Maine dil bhi tujhi ko diya hai Itna khush mat ho! Isiliye kyunki Market mein aur koi choice hee nahi thi!
 

Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise, Laaga chunari mein

Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise, Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise, Arre bhai chupaate kyon ho.. Surf Excel hai na!!
 

Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema Meri chaahat ki nahi koi

Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema par dil majboor hai.. kyunki.. sabki pasand Nirma!!
 

Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai, Har Gali Har

Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai, Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai, Upar Likha hai Most Wanted Aur Niche Paanch Hazar Rupaye Ka Inaam Hai.
 

KASH... INDIA SE PAKISTAN ALAG NA HOTA, TOH PAKISTAN SE

KASH... INDIA SE PAKISTAN ALAG NA HOTA, TOH PAKISTAN SE BANGLADESH NA ALAG HOTA... AUR.. INDIA BANGLADESH KA MATCH NA HOTA, AUR INDIA KA MUH KAALA NA HOTA...
 

Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO samajhlo ki

Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO samajhlo ki tarakki kar rahe ho. He might b afraid dat u know more than him!
 

Surat surat kya karti ho Surat main koi dum nahi Agar tum

Surat surat kya karti ho Surat main koi dum nahi Agar tum khud ko samajhti ho Madhuri Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi
 

Maana ki pyaar ka pehla akshar hi adhura hai Lekin

Maana ki "pyaar" ka pehla akshar hi adhura hai Lekin 'pyaar' me se 'p' ko nikal do to 'yaar' reh jata hai aur aap jaisa yaar ho to zindagi se pyaar ho jata hai
 

Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat kaun ho tum batlao..

Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat kaun ho tum batlao.. Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat kaun ho tum batlao... Jagaao jagaao... Nescafe pilaao !!
 

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya Mouse! Duniya ki

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya Mouse! Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri Spouse!
 

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole 'Darling,how ru?' Na karo to bole 'Brother,who ru?'
 

Unka aashiyan dil mey basa rakha hai, unki yaadon ko seene

Unka aashiyan dil mey basa rakha hai, unki yaadon ko seene se laga rakha hai Pata nahin aap hi yaad aate hai kyon? Dost to humne hazaaron ko bana rakha hai!
 

Duniya me bewafaon ki kami nahi Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh

Duniya me bewafaon ki kami nahi Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo.. aata hai USHA k saath rehta hai KIRAN ke saath jata hai SANDHYA ke saath aur sota hai NISHA ke saath.!
 

Hoton se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Ab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai,

Hoton se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Ab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur saanson mey aag ab tak hain.. Aur kyon na ho? Khayi Bhi to 'HARI MIRCH' hai!
 

Macchar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shaadi Pehli raat se ho gayi

Macchar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shaadi Pehli raat se ho gayi macchar ki barbadi kehta hai ki meri kismat khoti hai kyunki makkhi JET lagakar Soti Hai..!
 

Unki gali se hum nikle.. Ajeeb ittefaq tha... Phool to

Unki gali se hum nikle.. Ajeeb ittefaq tha... Phool to pheka unhone... Lekin.. Gamla bhi saath tha..!
 

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai, har chehre me kuch

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai, har chehre me kuch Khaas hai, apse dosti yunhi nahi kar baithe, kya kare hamari pasand hee kuch KHAAS hai
 
 
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