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Clean Indian desi SMS Jokes

Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge...

Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge... poocho kyon? Tum jaise dost Swarg me thodi milenge...
 

Jab Tota Hua Dirty, To Tote Se Boli Maina, Dont

Jab Tota Hua Dirty, To Tote Se Boli Maina, Don't Worry..... Surf Excel Hai Na!
 

Chai Wala: Bholi Si Soorat, Aankhon Me Masti, Door Khadi

Chai Wala: Bholi Si Soorat, Aankhon Me Masti, Door Khadi Sharmaye, Aye Haye. Girl replied: Kaali Si Soorat, Haath Me Ketli, Door Khada Chillaye, Chai Chai.
 

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: Menu koi farak

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha aab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
 

Ek truck doosre truck ko kheench raha tha. Dekh kar

Ek truck doosre truck ko kheench raha tha. Dekh kar sardarji haskar lotpot hoke gir pade aur bole: Ek rassi ka tukda uthane ke liye 2-2 truck
 

GADHA bhi na khaye vo GHAS ho TUM Stupid, Idiot,Bhakwas

GADHA bhi na khaye vo GHAS ho TUM Stupid, Idiot,Bhakwas ho TUM par phir bhi kaho YAAR dost jHAKAS ho TUM.
 

Santa: abe banta? tu to doctor ke pass jane wala tha na?

Santa: abe banta? tu to doctor ke pass jane wala tha na? kya hua? Banta: are yar kal jaunga, aaj thodi tabiet kharab hai!
 

Ba adab Ba Mulayza, HOSHIYAAR.. maharaja o ke

Ba adab Ba Mulayza, HOSHIYAAR.. maharaja o ke maharaja, hindustan ke takhto taj ke waris tilismi takato ke noor e chashm tajdaar e hindustan, ham SONE jaa rahe hain, GOOD NIGHT
 

Woh koun hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hote

woh koun hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hote hai...? PAHECHANO KAUN ? Arey Buddhu.. POP CORN !!!
 

Khuda se scooter manga...car di, apartment manga...bangla

Khuda se scooter manga...car di, apartment manga...bangla diya, Dost manga to tumhe diya.... Khuda ne is baar aisa zulm kyon kiya....?
 

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko, ye rasam lagti hai humko badi

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko, ye rasam lagti hai humko badi pyari, msg milte hi 2-4 sms chipka dena, kyoki hume bilkul pasand nahi hai UDHARI.
 

Evolution of Man: Shaadi se pehlae: Hero No.1. Shaadi ke

Evolution of Man: Shaadi se pehlae: Hero No.1. Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1. Shaadi se pehle: Maine payar kiya. Shaadi ke baad: Yea maine kya kiya.
 

Wife: Mai tumhari zindgi ki Kitab hu! Husband: Ye hi to

Wife: Mai tumhari zindgi ki Kitab hu! Husband: Ye hi to taklif hai, DIARY hoti to har saal change kar leta
 

Define table-tennis in Hindi: Kamre ke andar, Table ke

Define table-tennis in Hindi: Kamre ke andar, Table ke uper, batti ke niche, de tacatac le tacatac de tacatac le tacatac....
 

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zameen chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai! BHAAG
 

Zindagi bayhal hai, Surhai na tal hai, Message box kangal

Zindagi bayhal hai, Surhai na tal hai, Message box kangal hai, Kya aapke SMS factory me hartal hai? Kuch message bhejo yar, mere mobile ka Ejatka sawal hai!
 

Ramji ko Lanka pe attack karne ko five thousand monkeys

Ramji ko Lanka pe attack karne ko five thousand monkeys chaiye four hundred nintey nine phunch chuke hai message milte hin tum bhi nikal pado!!
 

Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. agle din Hathi ki

Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. agle din Hathi ki Maut ho gai! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umra kabra khodnemai padegi..!!
 

Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke

Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
 

Diwali aane wali hai, is liye main apna mann kewal

Diwali aane wali hai, is liye main apna mann kewal POOJA,ARCHNA,SADHNA,AARTI mein hi lagana chahta hoon, so.. aapke pados mein inme se koi ho to batao.
 

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
 

Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up

Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me & say HI..!
 
 
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