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Clean Indian desi SMS Jokes

Dosti karo College wali se ... Pyaar karo office wali se

Dosti karo College wali se ... Pyaar karo office wali se .... Program karo pados wali se ... Aankh ladao saali se ... Love karo dil wali se.... Aur maar khao GHARWALI se..
 

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna, Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
 

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
 

Beer pio, Thums up pio, coke pio, limca pio, 7-up

Beer pio, Thums up pio, coke pio, limca pio, 7-up pio, miranda pio, duke pio, pani pio, pio, pio, aur pio... kyonki.. HUGGIES AB SIRF Rs.39/-
 

Dost, Tum, Gatar ke suar, nali ke kide, awar

Dost, Tum, Gatar ke suar, nali ke kide, awar kutte, malaria ka machar, saand ka gobar, makhi ka thuk, gadhe ki leed, se hamesha dur rehna dost !!!
 

KBC Host AMITABH: What is the color of bra of ur wife? Is

KBC Host AMITABH: What is the color of bra of ur wife? Is it A: Brown B: WHITE C: Black D: Grey? SARDAR: Can I phone a friend!
 

Juice pitte hain pipe se, fruit cut kartee hain nife se

juice pitte hain pipe se, fruit cut kartee hain nife se ye bhi kya jindgi hai marr khatee hain wife se.
 

Kashmir ke angoor khatte hote hai hamari shayari

Kashmir ke angoor khatte hote hai hamari shayari sunnewale ullu ke patthe hote hai
 

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
 

Keso ho? maze me ? tabiyat kaisi ? Baki sab khusal mangal

keso ho? maze me ? tabiyat kaisi ? Baki sab khusal mangal ? ungli me dard to na ? ankh bhi ok ? Dimag thikane ? Kamal he yar fir to sms kar sakte ho.
 

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
 

Boy: Janeman is dil mei aaja. Girl: Sandal nikalu

Boy: Janeman is dil mei aaja. Girl: Sandal nikalu kya? Boy: Pagli, ye mera dil hai, koi mandir nahi, aise hi aaja.
 

Yun to hum peecha kisi ka kiya nahen karte, dard-e-dil

Yun to hum peecha kisi ka kiya nahen karte, dard-e-dil diya or liya nahen karte, ye dosti ka rishta sirf aap se hai warna ham itne sms kisi ko kiya nahen karte.
 

Ram ne Dhanush toda Sita daud ke aayi Kishan ne bansuri

Ram ne Dhanush toda Sita daud ke aayi Kishan ne bansuri bajayi aur radha bhag ke chali aayi Aur hamne sirf siti mari, sali baap ko le aayi...
 

Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh ikraar karti hai KAMBAKHT

Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh ikraar karti hai KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
 

Zindigi ke hasin mod pe yoon na rukiye zindigi ke hasin

zindigi ke hasin mod pe yoon na rukiye zindigi ke hasin mod pe yoon na rukiye IODEX maliye kaam pe chaliye
 

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi besharam tum ho to

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin
 

Hilla jor se hila, pura hila, dil se hila, sabke samne

Hilla jor se hila, pura hila, dil se hila, sabke samne hila, jitna hilayega utna maja ayega, varna halwa jal jayega...
 

Sardarni: kyon ji tusi gaddi di sapeed kyon vadha

Sardarni: kyon ji tusi gaddi di sapeed kyon vadha diti? Sardar: Oye gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, accident hon se pehla jaldi ghar pahoonch javange!!
 

Chand ko garoor hai ke us ke pas noor hai, to kiya huwa

Chand ko garoor hai ke us ke pas noor hai, to kiya huwa mujhe bhe garoor hai ke mera dost langoor hai.
 

Friendship is like priyagold hak se maango, loves is

friendship is like priyagold "hak se maango", loves is like pepsi "yeh dil maange more" and girlfriend like fena "pehle istemal karo phir vishwas karo"
 

Wife ko BEGUM kyon kehte hai? Ans: Kyonki Shaadi ke

Wife ko BEGUM kyon kehte hai? Ans: Kyonki Shaadi ke baad saare Ghum to husaband ke hisse meain aate hai aur Wife Be-Ghum ho jaati hai...
 
 
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