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Clean Indian desi SMS Jokes

Patriotic song by Santa : Aye mere watan de logo, jara

Patriotic song by Santa : "Aye mere watan de logo, jara akhh wich bhar lo pani, Jo shaheed hue hai unna di, Tussi ghar le aao Janaani".
 

Aaj tum dil mango de denge, dhadkan mango de denge, jaan

Aaj tum dil mango de denge, dhadkan mango de denge, jaan mango de denge. kyonki ye saab VCD's ghar pe padi hai.
 

Aap hamari gali mein aaye Thoda sharmaye.. Thoda

Aap hamari gali mein aaye Thoda sharmaye.. Thoda itraye.. Thoda muskuraye.. Thoda ghabraye aur fir jorse chillaye ......... khali dabba bottle plastik dedo
 

Tusi bade gre8 ho, rasgulle ki pl8 ho, jalebi ki tarah

tusi bade gre8 ho, rasgulle ki pl8 ho, jalebi ki tarah str8 ho, pepsi ki kar8 ho. jo bhi ho mere favour8 ho
 

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo. Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
 

Phool bina... Khushbu bekaar.. Chand bina.. Chandni

Phool bina... Khushbu bekaar.. Chand bina.. Chandni bekaar.. Pyar bina... Zindagi bekaar... Mere SMS bina... Kya baat hai! you.. R. Right! . . . . . . . . Aapka MOBILE bekaar!
 

Joron ki baarish makes u wonder... zoron ki baarish makes

Joron ki baarish makes u wonder... zoron ki baarish makes u wonder... is this what they call.. taste the thunder!
 

Din ko chain nahi Raat ko aram nahi. Jee na lagay

Din ko chain nahi Raat ko aram nahi. Jee na lagay kahen Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ? Arey Pagal... yeh pyar nahi Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.
 

Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho, Khuda Kasam

Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho, Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho, Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai, Tum Ghayal Kar Jati Ho
 

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
 

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!
 

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
 

Khirki khuli: Julfe Nikili maine socha kismat khuli, per

Khirki khuli: Julfe Nikili maine socha kismat khuli, per afsos din itwar tha: khuli julfon wala sardar tha!
 

Sardar ne apni PREGNET biwi ko sms kiya KAISI HO

Sardar ne apni PREGNET biwi ko sms kiya 'KAISI HO' thodi der bad sardar jor se nache laga... Kyuki mobile par report aaye DELIVERED !!
 

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
 

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log SMS kar rahe hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
 

Petrol ke daam badhne se sardar bola MENU KOI FARAK

Petrol ke daam badhne se sardar bola "MENU KOI FARAK NAHI PENDA. PELHE BHI 100KA BHARWATW THA, AAB BHI 100 KA BHARWATA HU"
 

Mohabbat jab pehilibar ho jaye to bholapna hai, Dusribar

Mohabbat jab pehilibar ho jaye to bholapna hai, Dusribar ho jaye to apanapan hai, Tisribar ho jiya to diwanapan hai, phir bhi baz na aao toh ** Kaminapean hai
 

SHADI par WO boli: AAP ho MERE PRANNATH AUR mein APPKE

SHADI par WO boli: AAP ho MERE "PRANNATH" AUR mein APPKE "CHARNO KI DASI". SHADI ke BAAD wo HO gaya "CHARANDAS" aur WO hogayi "PRANO KI PYASSI"
 

Chai Walla Sings Bholi si soorat Aankhon mein masti Door

Chai Walla Sings Bholi si soorat Aankhon mein masti Door khadi sharmaye - Aye Hai! Ladki: Kaali si soorat Haath mein Ketli Door khada chillaye - Chai Chai!
 

Dhritarashtra: Gandhari...main tumhare karan hi sau

Dhritarashtra: Gandhari...main tumhare karan hi sau bachchon ka baap ban paya! Gandhari: Swami, ye sab aapke andhe hone ke karan sambhav hua hai!!
 

Dosti ki dastan Aansu tere nikle, Aankhen meri hon, Dil

Dosti ki dastan Aansu tere nikle, Aankhen meri hon, Dil tera dhadke, Dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki, Naukri tu kare, Salary meri ho!!
 
 
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