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Clean Indian desi SMS Jokes

Taxi driver to SARDAR passanger: Sir car ki break fail ho

Taxi driver to SARDAR passanger: 'Sir car ki break fail ho gayihe! Kya karu? SARDAR Passanger: Sale pehle meter band kar...'
 

Baap bete se tume kaisi biwi chahiye? beta: muje chand

Baap bete se 'tume kaisi biwi chahiye?' beta: muje chand jai si biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
 

Tum itrate bahut ho, dil ko behlate bahut ho, sochte

Tum itrate bahut ho, dil ko behlate bahut ho, sochte hain tumhe dinner pe le jaye, par kya kare zalim suna hai tum khate bahut ho!
 

Dil hai to ishq hai, ishq hai to mohabat hai, moh abat

Dil hai to ishq hai, ishq hai to mohabat hai, moh abat hai to dard hai, dard hai to ...... zandu baam hai na
 

Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur

Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower ... so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
 

Saas: Saat saal ke baad bacha paida kiya woh bhi

Saas: Saat saal ke baad bacha paida kiya woh bhi ladki... Bahu: Agar aapke bete ke bharose rahti to ye bhi na hota!
 

Sardar apni wife ke sath coffe shop gaya. Hot coffe order

Sardar apni wife ke sath coffe shop gaya. Hot coffe order ki. Aate hi bolo jaldi pile, wife boli why? Bcoz hot is Rs 5 & cold is Rs 20!
 

Machar ne appko kat who uska junnon tha, apne khujli

Machar ne appko kat who uska junnon tha, apne khujli kiya woh apka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi apne usey nahi mara bcoz....... uski ragon mein bhi apka khoon tha!
 

Jaane jigar janne mann assi ki lo tera wajan tu jo mujh pe

Jaane jigar janne mann assi ki lo tera wajan tu jo mujh pe giri Mar Jaa onga hai sanam
 

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
 

Kya aap jantey hai mobile aur biwi ke bare main? Ans:

Kya aap jantey hai mobile aur biwi ke bare main? Ans: Jitni ungli karoge utne hi function pata chal jayenge.
 

Nurse Boli: mubarak hosardarji aap papa ban gaye

Nurse Boli: mubarak hosardarji aap papa ban gaye ..Sardarji Bole: Meri wifeko nahi bolna.. Mein usesurprise dunga!
 

Ek Mard ka Roop kaise hote hai.Sagi ke samy SUPERMAN,Shadi

Ek Mard ka Roop kaise hote hai.Sagi ke samy SUPERMAN,Shadi ke samy GENTLEMAN,10 Saal Baad WATCHMAN,20 Sall Badd DOBERMAN
 

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
 

Tere Dar peArz kiya hian kitere der pe sanam hazar baar

Tere Dar peArz kiya hian kitere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.
 

Safed SariSafed sari par tum laal bhindi lagti ho,Khuda

Safed SariSafed sari par tum laal bhindi lagti ho,Khuda kasam bilkool ambulance nazar aati ho,Farak yeh hai ki woh ghayal ko lekar jati hai,Aur tum ghayal kar jati ho!
 

Mast Airkya mast air chal rahele haicow log grass eat ker

Mast Airkya mast air chal rahele haicow log grass eat ker rahele haidog log bark bark ker rahela haimast log S.M.S. ker rahele haiDHAKKAN log S.M.S. phar rahele hai.
 

KaalHindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?

KaalHindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal
 

Kabhi KabhiKABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAAL AATA HAI.KABHI

Kabhi KabhiKABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAAL AATA HAI.KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAAL AATA HAI-"KE KYU KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAAL AATA HAI"
 

Dosti KaroDOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI

Dosti KaroDOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,ANKH LADAO SALI SE,LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE.
 

CARTOON NTWKAap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai

CARTOON NTWKAap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai Mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NTWK ko, Aur bas aaphiko dekhane ki mang kiya karte hai
 
 
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