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Clean Indian desi SMS Jokes

Moon ne Band ki Lighting, Sun ne shuru ki shining Murge

Moon ne Band ki Lighting, Sun ne shuru ki shining Murge ne di hai warning ki ho gayi hai Morning, toh Hum bhi bol de aap ko Good Morning!
 

Mausaam mastana dil hai deewana, Aise may tum.. Aise may

Mausaam mastana dil hai deewana, Aise may tum.. Aise may tum.. Tum.. Haan tum,tum, Lux se do baar nahakar aana..!
 

1 dost ne apne dost ko janmdin par fevicol gift

1 dost ne apne dost ko janmdin par fevicol gift kiya Ispar uske dost ne yeh gaana gaaya 'Dushman na kare dost ne vo kaam kiya hai Umr bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai.'
 

Shaadi se pehle Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge Shaadi ke

Shaadi se pehle Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge Shaadi ke baad Baaki sab Sukhi Ho Jayenge Nikah ke pehle chal chaiyya chaiyya Nikah ke baad aah ab laut chale..!
 

Zuban khamosh ho jati hai jab tum samne ati ho Dil

Zuban khamosh ho jati hai jab tum samne ati ho Dil zor-zor se dhadakta hai jab nigahe milati ho Sans ruk jati hai jab tum hasti ho Bhoot ho kya jo darane chali ati ho.
 

Ummidon ki imaarat toot gayi Khwabon ki duniya beh

Ummidon ki imaarat toot gayi Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi, Abey teri kya value reh gayi, Jab ek khoobsorat ladki tere ko bhaiyya keh gayi..!!
 

Apke liye film me baat ki hai Chhota sa role hai, John

Apke liye film me baat ki hai Chhota sa role hai, John Abraham apko paani me le jayega. Film ka naam hain.. GAYI BHAINS PANI ME
 

Aap Bahut door tak jaoge aap Bahut door tak jaoge Pata hai

Aap Bahut door tak jaoge aap Bahut door tak jaoge Pata hai kyon? kyonki jahan bhi jaoge log kahenge chal chal aage ja.
 

Namskar! Aajka tapmaan 44 degree hone ki sambhavna

Namskar! Aajka tapmaan 44 degree hone ki sambhavna hai. Kripya apne demaag wali jagah pe baraf (ice) laga k rakhe kyunki BHUSA JALDI AAG PAKDTA HAI..!
 

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de..!
 

Pichkari ki Dhaar, Gulaal ki bauchaar, Apno ka pyaar, Yehi

Pichkari ki Dhaar, Gulaal ki bauchaar, Apno ka pyaar, Yehi hai yaaron holi ka tyohaar. Happy Holi..!!
 

Rango ke tyohar mey sabhi rango ki ho bharmar Dher saari

Rango ke tyohar mey sabhi rango ki ho bharmar Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho apka sansar Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
 

Hum ho gaye tumhare bohut sochne k baad Ab kisko dekhein

Hum ho gaye tumhare bohut sochne k baad Ab kisko dekhein tumhe dekhne k baad Dunya chod denge tujhe chodne k baad Khuda maaf karey.. itna jhoot bolne k baad..!
 

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega Chand Lamhon Mey Exam Sar Pe

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega Chand Lamhon Mey Exam Sar Pe Ajayega Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwaye Ga?
 

Tum chale gaye to bagh se titliyaan chali gayi. Phool

Tum chale gaye to bagh se titliyaan chali gayi. Phool murjha gaye aur Patte bhi jhad gaye Ab toh Garden Mey Paani Dalne aaja RAMU
 

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi, Jhoom ke barsa sawan

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi, Jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi, Bheegi main phir bhi teri yaad aayi, Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
 

Doston ki kadar karte hain itni, Asman me roshni hai

Doston ki kadar karte hain itni, Asman me roshni hai jitni. Yakin nhi to CALL kar k dekho, Hum karenge baat apse utni apke MOBILE me lakshmi hai jitni.
 

Apke hee charche har gali mein hai Har ladki ke dil mein

Apke hee charche har gali mein hai Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai Ye koi chamtkar nahi Time hi aisa hai kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai.
 

Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni

Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.
 

Chalte chalte kahi ruk jata hu me bethe bethe kahi ko jata

chalte chalte kahi ruk jata hu me bethe bethe kahi ko jata hu me kehte khte E chup O jata hu me kia yhi pyar hai, ye pyar ni Bhulne k bmari hai!
 

SMS likh raha hoon khoon se ink mat samajhna SMS likh raha

SMS likh raha hoon khoon se ink mat samajhna SMS likh raha hoon khoon se ink mat samajhna Kisi macchar ka sample mila tha mera mat samajhna!
 

Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Chehere pe sundar c smile

Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Chehere pe sundar c smile hai... SMS ki achchi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
 
 
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