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Clean Indian desi SMS Jokes

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi
 

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
 

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
 

Ye Scooty kab li? Sardar: Kal ek ladki mujhe scooty par

Ye Scooty kab li? Sardar: Kal ek ladki mujhe scooty par le gaye sare kaprey utar kar boli jo chahiyey le lo, Maine socha kaprey ka kya karoongaa, So Scooty li.
 

Hutch walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa, aur ab woh

Hutch walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa, aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain! Tujhe meri dosti kasam ............... tuuuuu nahi jayega!
 

Munna Bhai: abbey circuit agar bina danto ka kutta kate to

Munna Bhai: abbey circuit agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya larne ka. Circuit: Bhai bole to bina sui k 14 injection laga lene ka Kya.
 

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tenuh

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
 

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai, Paani mein

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai, Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai, Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai
 

Santa Singh: Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. Yeh

Santa Singh: Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. Yeh aids hoti kya hai? Banta Singh: A - Ab I - Iss D - Duniya se S - SasriYakaal
 

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala Chand Tarey bhi Aap per hi Rosni dale Happy New year.
 

Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad Thori si Hansi har Baat ke

Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad Thori si Hansi har Baat ke baad usi tarag ho Mubarik aap ko 2009, 2008 ke baad Wish u a Happy new year!
 

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar

Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko 2008 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai
 

Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak

Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage Toh Toh Toh Toh Toh VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo...
 

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child:

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat
 

Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya

Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain"
 

Woh madhosh aankhien.. Woh Garm Saanse, Woh Kapkapata

Woh madhosh aankhien.. Woh Garm Saanse, Woh Kapkapata Jism.. Woh thartharate hoonth Maine to pehle hi kahatha...Dengu hay yaar!!
 

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the:

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
 

Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai Aankhein nam

Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai, Aur kyon na ho, Janaab... Khaayi bhi to 'HARI MIRCHI' hai!
 

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, fir . . . . . . rickshaw Kar lenge!
 

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
 

Girls father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri

Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun
 

Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho, 1

Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho, 1 tum kitne sacche ho, 1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.
 
 
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