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Clean Indian desi SMS Jokes

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver: Mere pass in sabki chabi hai !!
 

True Thought zara socho agar SMS Recieve karne ke paisa

True Thought zara socho agar SMS Recieve karne ke paisa lagate tokya hota! Aaj tum mere waje se raste pe Bhikh mange rahe hote.
 

Amitabh - Mere paas rocket hai, shurli hai, chakri

Amitabh - Mere paas rocket hai, shurli hai, chakri hai, murga bumb hai, anaar hai, Tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi kapoor - mere paas MAA...chis hai.
 

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tujhe

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO ME TAKLI
 

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha!
 

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love.
 

Likhe jo KHAT tujhe... wo teri YAAD main... sare ke sare

Likhe jo KHAT tujhe... wo teri YAAD main... sare ke sare BAPU ne padh liye... sawera jab hua toh JUTE pad gaye... woh FASHION wale baal hawa main ud gaye!
 

LADKEWALE: Ladki ka naam kya hai? LADKIWAE: Hamari pyaari

LADKEWALE: Ladki ka naam kya hai? LADKIWAE: Hamari pyaari aapki pyaari sabki pyaari RAMPYARI LADKIWALE: Ladke ka kya naam hai? LADKEWALE: Hamara GU aapka GU sabka GU JAGGU
 

Kya ker rahay ho? bussy ho? kitna bussy ho? ager kum ho

kya ker rahay ho? bussy ho? kitna bussy ho? ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho? ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho?
 

Meri taraf say apko 1 PAPPI Apki saheli ko 1

Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI" Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!
 

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai
 

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi NE bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
 

Suno gaur se pepsi waalon.. Buri nazar na coke pe

Suno gaur se pepsi waalon.. Buri nazar na coke pe daalo.. chahe jitna mountain dew pila lo.. sabse aage hoga neembu paani.. neembu paani..
 

Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous

Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai.... Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
 

Ek sardarji apne bete se bola: Bevkuf kaisa machis leke

Ek sardarji apne bete se bola: Bevkuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
 

Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan

Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha? Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas.
 

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai, Jo har dil mein basi hoti

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai, Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai, Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar, Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..
 

Apki charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ke dil me apke

Apki charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai, ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai, kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.
 

Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi, Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,

Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi, Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi, Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi, Jab ek zakkas item tere ko RAKHI pehna gayi....
 

Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo...

Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho !!!
 

Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin

Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye. Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo. Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath. Doc: Kele ke saath
 

Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyo diya? Banta

Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyo diya? Banta :Yaar woh badi character less thi. Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.
 
 
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