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Clean Indian desi SMS Jokes

Sardar: Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Sardar: Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar-Wo maine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati.
 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
 

SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY

SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH TASTY HAI.. KUCH KHAS MASALA LAGAYA KYA? BIWI: KUCH NAHI THODI SA JAL GAYA THA... ISLIYE BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA...
 

Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter

Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha, "Muje iska ans jarur dena" Ladki Ne jawab diya, Tumara blodgrup B- Hai
 

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu
 

Detergent Tikiya Walon ki Beti se Shaadi karne ke Liye

Detergent Tikiya Walon ki Beti se Shaadi karne ke Liye Bheed Lagi thi Because They Believe "Pehle Istemaal Karo, Phir Vishwas Karo".
 

Agar apko raat ki tanhai mein koi tang kare, Karwate

Agar apko raat ki tanhai mein koi tang kare, Karwate badalne par majboor kare, chupke se kuch kahe aur gall chum le to "ALLOUT LAGAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
 

Dil mein halka sa shor ho raha hai Bina SMS dil bore ho

Dil mein halka sa shor ho raha hai Bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai Kahi aisa to nahi ke Ek pyaara dost Bina Good Night kare hi So raha hai?
 

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
 

Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat

Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
 

Beta bola papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai. Papa

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
 

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
 

Tutor to Santa: wat is u r fathers name. Sanat: BEAUTYFUL

Tutor to Santa: wat is u r father's name. Sanat: BEAUTYFUL RED UNDERWEAR. Tutor: R u joking? Santa: NO SIR! MY FATHERS'S NAME IS "SUNDER LAL CHADDHA"
 

Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga,

Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe toh mein zinda dafnaunga
 

Badli hai duniya, kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon Pahle

Badli hai duniya, kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
 

Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti

Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.... sadhu bola saale upay hota to mai sadhu kyu banta!
 

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du, tu raat maange main

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du, tu raat maange main raat de du, Tu dil maange main dil de du, Tu Jaan maange...... Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya?
 

Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay Woh Kambukht Na

Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Se Sabun Say Nahata Ha
 

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre biwi ke. TV chalta

jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre biwi ke. TV chalta remote se, biwi chalti hai note se.
 

Sadhu: he bhagwan tu mujhe dard de, dukh de, sare sansar

Sadhu: he bhagwan tu mujhe dard de, dukh de, sare sansar ke gam de, kasht de, takleef de. Chela: baba itni sari demand kyo karte ho, in short "BIWI" mang lo na
 

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Aur Bola......... (guess kya bola hoga?) MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA
 

Teacher: Kaun see devi par kaun sa prasad chadta

Teacher: Kaun see devi par kaun sa prasad chadta hai? Student: Rabri Devi par Laaloo prasad Chadta hai.
 
 
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