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Wife:Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me

Wife:Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hubby:Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se,issi bahane har din nayi nayi toh milti
 

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua Toh Rab se shikayat

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua Toh Rab se shikayat hogi.. Ek hee jhela nahi jaata, Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!
 

Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar

Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar baar Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar baar.. aadat se majboor ho tum, Najane kab mang lo udhaar.
 

Aap itraate bahut ho Dil ko behlate bahut ho sochte hai

Aap itraate bahut ho Dil ko behlate bahut ho sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaye par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai kyunki tum khate bahut ho..!!
 

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar, sab 2 din ki masti

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar, sab 2 din ki masti hai. Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai, jab tak.. * * * FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!
 

Arz kiya hai.... Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya Laila ki

Arz kiya hai.... Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya Majnu itna naacha,ki langda ho gaya!!
 

Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge, Ek naya itihaas

Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge, Ek naya itihaas banayenge, Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh, Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge..!!
 

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana.. Itni Hogayi Ho Tum Purani.. Ab To Bas Kardo Ladko Ko Patana..!!
 

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera Teri zulfein hain ya

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera!!
 

Mudkar na dekh mujhe, yun haste haste, Mere dost hain

Mudkar na dekh mujhe, yun haste haste, Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar, keh denge BHABHI Namaste!
 

Chaal teri morni jaisi awaaz teri koyel jaisi gussa tera

chaal teri morni jaisi awaaz teri koyel jaisi gussa tera sherni jaisa ankhein teri hirni jaisi dimag tera lomdi jaisa. kitna achha hota agar 2-3 adatein insaano wali bhi hoti to!
 

Mangta hun toh deti nahi ho JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho

Mangta hun toh deti nahi ho JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho toh khada ho jata hai ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA Kyun bolti ho k dheere se daalo BALON ME PHOOL GULAB KA
 

Kismat kismat ki baat hai aaj din toh kal kaali raat

kismat kismat ki baat hai aaj din toh kal kaali raat hai kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai ye msg ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai..!!
 

Bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse ishq farmane ke

Bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse ishq farmane ke baad bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse ishq farmane ke baad. isliye main apne kamre ki har ek cheez check kakta hun tere aane se pehle, aur tere jane ke baad.
 

College ki galiyon mey ajeeb khel hota hai Class ke bahane

College ki galiyon mey ajeeb khel hota hai Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai, Padne ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai..!
 

Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha, Meri prem kahani ka

Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha, Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha, izhaar-e-mohabbat kiya tha SMS se, jo unki Shaadi tak pending tha..!!
 

Charcha hai Ab aap haseeno ka didar nahi karte Aisa nahi

Charcha hai Ab aap haseeno ka didar nahi karte Aisa nahi ki aap unse pyar nahi karte Darte hai kharcha-bekaabu na ho jaye kahin mohabat par bhi tax lagu na ho jaye!
 

Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai Kya pyar karna paap

Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai Kya pyar karna paap hai? Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mey bolta hai Abey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
 

Naari ke chakkar mey bhool na jaana yaari Jab chod degi

Naari ke chakkar mey bhool na jaana yaari Jab chod degi naari toh yaad ayegi hamari.. Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari..!
 

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake, chand bhi sharma gaya Chhup

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake, chand bhi sharma gaya Chhup gaya badli mein jaake, chand bhi sharma gaya Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha, bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!
 

Twinkle twinkle little star Teri girlfriend gayi

Twinkle twinkle little star Teri girlfriend gayi bazaar Uss ko mil gaya doosra yaar Ab tu baith kar makhiyaan maar
 

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal?
 
 
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