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1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota,

1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...
 

BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA

BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,


GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.
 

.) NA PYAR, NA YAAR, NA MOHABBAT, NA DOSTI

.) NA PYAR, NA YAAR, NA MOHABBAT,
NA DOSTI YAARO,
AAJ K DEVDAAS KI BAAT MAANO,
NA CHANDAR MUKHI NA PAARO BAS
HAR LARKI KO AANKH MAARO...
 

Khushi aap k liye < Gham mere liye >

Khushi aap k liye
< Gham mere liye >

Zindage aap k liye


Muskarana aap k liye
< Aansu mere liye >

Sab kuch ap k liye or AAp sirf mere liye....
 

Koi hai jo Apse Pyar karta hai

Koi hai jo

Apse Pyar karta hai

Apka khayal rakhta hai

Apko dekhta hai

Ap ki hifazat karta hai

Kon hai wo?


; W ,
c(____|____) |
 

Sochta hun ke ye doulat ye larkian ye

Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI
 

Hello: itna sannata kyun

Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?



Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?


Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?


Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-)
 

Pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen"

pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen"
PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI ...
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI..
AAJA MERE SAJNA TERA INTEZAAR HAI...!"
but aaj kal ki ladkiyaan kehtii hain :
"PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI ...
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI..
AAJA MERE SAJNA NAHI TOU DUSRA TAIYYAR HAI ......;
 

Gam ko karo delete, Khushi ko karo

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi

******
 

Asalam-u-Alaikum Jesa

Asalam-u-Alaikum

Jesa
K
Aap
Janty
He
Mera
Muqsad
Koi
Lambi
Chori
Taqreer
Ka
Nahi
he,
Na
Hi
Me
Koi
Lambi
Chori
Kahani
Sunany
Wala
Hoon
Me
Janta
Hoon
K
Aaj
Kal
Waqt
Kisi
K
Pas
Nhi,
Na
Hi
Aap
Ke
Pas
Lambi
Bat
Sun ny
Ka
Waqt
He
or
Na
Hi
Mere
Pas
Lambi
Bat
Sunany
Ka
So
Matlab
Ki
Bat
Karty
Hai

Kaise ho?
 

Kehte hain ke 1000 saal pehle mohabbat our husan

Kehte hain ke 1000 saal pehle mohabbat our husan dost hua karte the,
aik din dono sath the ke chandni nikal ayi,
mohabbat ne chand ki taraf dekhna shuru kar diya,
ye baat husn ko achi na lagi!uss ne mohabbat ki ankhe noch lin,
uss din se mohabbat andhi our husn zalim ho gaya..
 

Wo?apna?ho?ya?begana?acha?lagt

Wo?apna?ho?ya?begana?acha?lagta?hay
har?pal?us?k?sath?bitana?acha?lagta?hay
main?chahon?to?yun?hi?haan?keh?day?ga?wo
per?us?ka?na?na?na?keh?na?acha?lagta?hay?
 

Hamare?sms?se?log?ya?samjhte?h

hamare?sms?se?log?ya?samjhte?he?k?hamen?adat?he?paisy?urane?ki
leken?wo?nadan?kia?samjhen???k?ye?bhi?ik?ada?he?kanjoosoon?ki?sharam
delane?ki
 

Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu

Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain,
Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,
Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain
Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain
our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"
 

Fikr-e-namaz rakho balance ki tarha.azaan sun kar

fikr-e-namaz rakho balance ki tarha.azaan sun kar utho
ringtoon ki tarha.quran sharif parho sms ki tarha.
duniyan mai busy mat raho network ki tarha.
alwaya pray to allah.f.h
 

Dil main har raaz daba kar rakhte hai, honto par

Dil main har raaz daba kar rakhte hai,
honto par muskarahat sajakar rakhte hai,
ye duniya sirf khushi main saath deti hai,
islye hum apne ansuo ko chupa ker rakhte hai.
 

Ek Farishta:"Aj main Allah k itne qareeb hua k

Ek Farishta:"Aj main Allah k itne qareeb hua k mere or
"ALLAH" k beech sirf 70 pardey reh gaye.......
2nd one : Lekin jab momin banda "NAMAZ" k liye khara hota hai
to ye 70 pardey bhi nahi rehte..... Subhan -Allah..
 

Samander bhar syllabus hai..

Samander bhar syllabus hai..

Darya bhar yaad kerna hai...

Balti bhar tayyari hai..

Maggar bhar likhengey..

Chullu bhar result ana hai..

Ussi main doob k mar jana hai..
 

Sardarji bachche ke sath bazzar main

sardarji bachche ke sath bazzar main the

bachcha-papa-papa angoor

sardarji-beta ye angoor nahin angoori hai angoor toh
panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade

ghar aakar-mammi ye papa nahin papi hai papa
to panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade
 

Papers ki Roti..

Papers ki Roti..



Notes ka Achaar..



Tube Light ki Kirnay..



Questions ki Bahaar..



Teachers ki Dushmani..



Dostoo ka Pyaar...So >>>>





MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR
 

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage; log

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage
 

Mukhalif-e-waqt aur har badgumaan ko rok rakha

Mukhalif-e-waqt aur har badgumaan ko rok rakha hai

Har aik haasid ki zehreeli zubaan ko rok rakha hai

utarti he nahi mujh pe is liye koi aafat

meri maan (mother) ki dua ne aasmaan ko rok rakha hai
 
 
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