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Feb 14 is ahead …

Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it
Feb 14 is ahead !

 

Perfect valentine gift

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, “i just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for valentine’s day.
What do you think it means?

“You’ll know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.

 

BE MINE VALLENTINE I AM SENDING

BE MINE VALLENTINE
I AM SENDING YOU THIS
VALENTINE WISH
WITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,TOO ;
CAUSE THERE,S A PLACE
HERE IN MY NEART THAT,S
MAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

If there were no words No way to

If there were no words
No way to speak
I would still here you
If there were no tears
No it to feel inside
I would still feel for you
And even if the sun refuse to shine
Even if all ends ran out Love
I would still have you here
Until the end of time
All I need is you my VALENTINE.
 

V......is for Valentine ; you are my

V......is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A......is for I will Always be yours
L......is for Love at its most extreme
E.......is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N.......is for Never-ending love
T........is for we will Always be Together forever
I........is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N.......is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to
E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

 

I searched through books & leafed through cards,

I searched through books & leafed through cards,
For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U!
Happy Valentine's Day!
 

Weve known each other, For a

We've known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I've been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you've always been a friend to me,
But now I'm wanting more....think about it !
Happy Valentine's Day!
 

IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR

IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

 

I want to kiss ur lips I want

I wan't to kiss ur lips
I wan't to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don't get angry fren
I m toothpaste.........
Happy valentine dear
 

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart.Be my Valentine.
 

Could you say where the sea ends from the shore...? "

Could you say where the sea ends from the shore...? " MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U." [Will u be my Valentine?]
 

Every time i miss you, a star falls.

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Be my Valentine!
 

"Near ones r not dear" "Dear ones r not

"Near ones r not dear" "Dear ones r not near" It is easy to remember the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones.
HAPPY Valentine's Day.
 

White-silent Blue-cool

White-silent
Blue-cool
Red-reserved
pink-lovely
voilet-naughty
brown-isolated
orange-hot
black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soon
my valentine..
 

Valentine day is not too far away

Valentine day is not too far away
Everyone is waiting for their cards presents and chocolates galore
Lovers waiting for their valentine cards to come through the door
Chocolates perfumes and colourful flowers
Lovers waiting and pining for many precious hours
Valentine romantic candle light dinners
To get to your lovers heart they are the winners
A table for two just me and you
A quick drink and kisses that's all to come
Valentine day is here and tomorrow it's gone!!!
This special day is so welcoming and dear
This special day comes only once a year
Many get married on Valentine day
Many elope and hide away
Whatever you do on Valentine day
Please don't get emotionally carried away
For lovers their will only be him and only be you
Look into each others eyes and say I love you
Happy Valentine Day to everyone
 

OOH, IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEFORE

OOH, IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEFORE
CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST VALENTINE
I CAN CALL YOU MINE
OUR FIRST VALENTINE
IS MEANT FOR YOU AND I
THE VALENTINE THAT IS SPECIAL
TO THE TWO PEOPLE THAT LOVE EACHOTHER MORE AND MORE EACH DAY
FOREVER MORE TO LIVE TO LOVE EACHOTHER FOR LIFE
IT IS THE VALENTINE WE CAN CALL OUR OWN
I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME
OUR VERY FIRST VALENTINE SOON TO COME TRUE
FEBRUARY 14, 2008, IS THE DAY I ASK YOU
I ASK YOU TO BE MY VALENTINE
TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU
YOU ARE MY WORLD AND EVERYTHING THAT I DO
I DO FOR YOU
CAUSE THE LOVE I HOLD FOR YOU IS TRUE
AND TO YOU IT ALWAYS WILL BE
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY AND WILL YOU BE MINE
 

You are my valentine, Which is

You are my valentine,
Which is why I have a smile.
Because you are mine,
I would go that extra mile.
For you are my valentine,
I will always love you with all my heart.
Because you just shine,
Except for when we have to part.
My valentine,
I think you will like your gift.
Because you are Davine,
And asked for it.
For you are my valentine,
And you will always be.
I take that as a sign,
Because I have given you a key.
My valentine,
That key is to my heart.
And I wouldn't have given it to you,
If you weren't my valentine.
 
 

Be my valentine, say that you

Be my valentine,
say that you are mine,
and will be for all time,
let our hearts entwine
be my valentine,
all of your allures,
told me I'm your's,
as long as life endures,
be my valentine,
tell me that you care,
I always will be there,
with everything to share,
be my valentine,
your personality,
is perfect just for me,
I love you, don't you see,
be valentine,
share with me, your heart,
give our love a start,
we will never part,
be my valentine,
I pray to god above,
to send me your love,
cupid, give her a shove,
be my valentine,
when you dream at night,
with your eyes shut tight,
let me be your light,
be my valentine,
when you sing a song,
tell me I belong,
in your heart so strong,
be my valentine,
when I think of you,
I hope you're thinking too,
about my love so true,
be my valentine,
in the east or west,
you know I love you best,
so give up the all rest,
and be my valentine,
no matter what the season,
it's you I should be pleasing,
I love you is the reason,
be my valentine.
 

My valentine, Why would I bring

My valentine,
Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat.
My valentine,
Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what's sweet.
My valentine,
Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me. My valentine,
Why would I take you out some place when all I need is to see your face. My valentine,
Why would I celebrate this on one special day,
When I can do it always.
 

Every day I come to school; I

Every day I come to school;
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I'm
Sending you this Valentine;
It's meant to let you know
I'm happy you're my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine's Day
To my favorite teacher!
 

Wherever I may go; On Valentines

Wherever I may go;
On Valentine's Day I'd like to say
I care more than you know.
 

Though I may not be yours, And I

Though I may not be yours,
And I may, in my ignorance,
Be speaking to closed doors.
I have no inkling of your heart,
No hint what you might say;
But when I think of you the sun
Will just not go away.

There is in you a loveliness
That makes my darkness shine,
And so I'll wait, if wait I must,
To be your Valentine
 
 
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