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Ramadan Mubarak SMS

Burger,Kabab,Shami

Burger,
Kabab,
Shami,
Biryani,
ManChuriyan,
Shashlik,
Tikka,
Roast,
Sajji,
Chargha,
Haleem,
Nihari,
Coke,
Dew,
Pepsi,
Fanta
Aur
Marinda
K
Baray me na socho ROZA hai na ;)
 

MANGNAY KA SAFAR KITNA TAWEEL HOTA HAI KABHI

MANGNAY KA SAFAR
KITNA TAWEEL HOTA HAI
KABHI HUM TAWEEL UMER MANGTAY HAIN
GAMOUN KI SIYAH SHAB K BAAD
KHUSHIYOUN BHARY SAHAR MANGTAY HAIN
ZEEST K SAHRA MAIN KABHI
SAYA DAAR SHAJAR MANGTAY HAIN
SAFAR KI TAWALAT SAY GHABRA KAR
SABIT QADAM AIK HUMSAFAR MANTAY HAIN
JOO PAA LAY MAIRAJ-E-QABOOLIAT
APNY DUA MAIN WOO ASAR MANGTAY HAIN
LAIKEN KABHI KABHI
HAMAIN KUCH NAHI MANGNA HOOTA
BAAS JOO KHO GAYA HOO
USS KA DUKH SAH LAINAY KI
TAQAT K SIWA
AUR MANGNAY KA YA SAFAR
KITNA TAWEEL KITNA KATHUN HOTA HAI
KAB YA SAB JANTAY HAIN
YA WO MANGNA HAI JOO KABHI NAHI MILTA
YA WO DUA HAI
JO HUM UMER BHAR MANGTAY HAIN
 

Kabar ki kar lo kuch

Kabar ki kar lo kuch tayari..............

Rahk lo bhai ab to dahri...................

Samna jab akaa ka ho to...................

Jhuke na saram se gardan tumahri.

Sahkal nabi* ki jo apnaye ga....................

Rab ka wo pyara ho jaye ga................
 

Quraan ghar main hai mager hum perhtey

Quraan ghar main hai mager hum perhtey nahi

hum dil main zara bhi Allah ka khauf rakhte nahi

zalzalon ke jhatkon se uth jate hain foran

hum sun ke Azan kabhi uthte nahi

ati hai museebat to Allah yad aata hai

werna to kabhi sajde main sar jhukate nahi

kaanon main Azan ki bhala kese aaey awaaz

band kabhi TV ko hum kerte nahi

surat se to insan nazer ate hain hum

seerat se mager musalman lagte nahi
 

Khusiya naseeb hon jannat qareeb ho too

khusiya naseeb hon jannat qareeb ho

too chahey jisse wo tere qareeb ho

kuch is tarha ho karam Allah ka

makka aur madina ki tuje ziyarat naseeb ho
 

Ramadhan Ki Amad Hai Rehmatein Barasane Wala

Ramadhan Ki Amad Hai
Rehmatein Barasane Wala Mahina Hai
Ao Aaj Sub Khataon Ki Maafi Maang Lein
Dar-e-Taurba Khula Hai Is Mahine Mein

Firdous Ki Khusboo Ati Hai
Woh Naseeb Wala Hai Jise Mile Firdous
Ao Aaj Hum Koshish Karein
Usse Paane Ki, Jise Hum Ne Abhi Talak Paya Hi Nahin


Ibadatoon Ke Is Door Mein
Ao Maangein Sub Ke Liye Magfarat
Maangtein Hain Hum Kuch Na Kuch Apne Liye
Chalo Aaj Doosroon Ke Liye Maangein

Ramadhan Ki amad Ki Khusi Hai Bahut
Saath Hi Is Ke Jald Roohsat Ho Jaane Ka Ghum
khuda Kare Waqt Tham Jaein Us Waqt
Jab Baras Rahi Ho Khuda Ki Rehmat Hum Par

Ramadhan Ke Roohsath Hone Se Pehle
Dar-e-Tauba Band Hone Se Pehle
Is Mubarak Mahine Ki Har Fazilat Hasil Kar Lein
Jo Hum Ghuzishta Saaloon Mein Hasil Na Kar Sake

Ramadhan Mubarak... Ramadhan Mubarak...
Ramadhan Mubarak... Ramadhan Mubarak...
 

NAMAZ kia hai? N=Nekio mai izafa, A=Akharat

NAMAZ kia hai?
N=Nekio mai izafa,
A=Akharat mai nijat,
M=MOHAMMAD(S.A.W)ki sunnat,
A=Allah ki raza,
Z=Zaria Qurbat-e-Illahi,
NAMAZ na Choro,Dua 4 me..!
 

DAAWAT DO IMAN KI, IBADAT KARO REHMAN

DAAWAT DO IMAN KI,
IBADAT KARO REHMAN KI,
KHIDMAT KARO VALDAIN KI,
SURAT BANAO MUSALMAN KI,
TILAWAT KARO QURAN KI,
MUKHALIFAT KARO SHAITAN KI
 

Ae Allah! Ae Allah! Hai yeh dua, Dil

Ae Allah!
Ae Allah!
Hai yeh dua,
Dil main mere ghar kar le,
tere siwa koi na ho,
Mujh pe aisa karam kar de,
Main hoon khata,
Khata hi khata,
Khali daman bhar de,
Aaj kuch aisa kar de?
Aamin!
 

Ramazan kay pehla Ashra (10din) ?REHMAT?, doosra

Ramazan kay pehla Ashra (10din) ?REHMAT?,
doosra ?MAGHFIRAT?,
teesra DOZAKH SAY ?NIJAT?, hai.
 

Allah SWT nay Hazrat Mousa (A.S) say

Allah SWT nay Hazrat Mousa (A.S) say farmaya:

"Aye Mousa! Jab tum mujh say kalam kertay ho tu tumharay aur Meray beech main 70 farishtay hotay hain. Magar jab Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.A.W) ki ummat mujh say kalam karay gi tu unn kay aur Mray beech koi nahi hoga. Yeah woh log hain jo IFTAR kay waqat Mujh say dua mangtay hain. Main unn ki uss waqat ki dua ko qabool kerta hoon aur kabhi rad nahi kerta."
 

Ramadan ka chand daikha, Rozay ki dua mangi,

Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,

Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,

May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
 
 
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