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Suna hi ki... aap ki 1 smile par log marthe

Suna hi ki... aap ki 1 smile par log marthe hain. So keep smiling 2 reduce population . Gud evening..
 

Suna hai,kisi ko Good Morning Kaho to unki Subah

Suna hai,kisi ko Good Morning Kaho to unki Subah Achhi hoti hai, par humne ye mehsus kiya ki Good Morning apko kahe to Din hamara Achha hota hai..
Gud Morning
 

Sardarji was looking at wanted poster and was

Sardarji was looking at wanted poster and was wondering :-
"SALA..!! wanted tha, tho fotu khichne ke baaad usko jane kyu diya!?!!"
 

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-
1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.
2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.
3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-
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Jo Kaam Mana Karo,
bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.
 

Sabse loving kaun: TUM, sabse sweet kaun:

Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
 

Rat hahot ho chuki hai... .. ..

Rat hahot ho chuki hai...
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keypad dabane se subha nahi hogi. Chup chap sojao.
gn
 

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti
hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!
 

Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na,

Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na,
Aansu teri palkon pe kabhi aaye na,
Poora ho tera har khwab aur jo poora na ho
Woh khawab kabhi aaye na
 

Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola, Main

Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,
Jisko dil mein jaga di,
woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi.
 

Mana hum aapke dosto mein shamil nahi,

Mana hum aapke dosto mein shamil nahi,
maana aapki mohabbat hume hasil nahi,
itni berukhi kis baat ki yaar ,
kya hum ek sms ke bhi kaabil nahi.
 

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
 

Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi. dilon

Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi.
dilon mein hoti hai sagar jaisi gehrai bhi,
is umeed se kartay hain sms unhein,
ki wo padhein aur hamein,
yaad karke muskrayein bhi…
 

Kia kahon tujhey ? khuwab kahoon to toot

Kia kahon tujhey ?
khuwab kahoon to toot jayega……… ..
Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega…………..
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du……
Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega….
 

Khuwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah. Dil

Khuwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
Ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
Sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.
 

Jo rahte hai dil mein, vo juda nahi

Jo rahte hai dil mein,
vo juda nahi hote,
kuch ahsas lafzo mein bayan nahi hote,
ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,
vo itney achay hain ki kabhi khafa nahi hote.
 

Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum, Jo dair se

Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum,
Jo dair se mile to woh hai paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
Jo qismat se mile woh hain AAP
 

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)
 

Is duniya main 3 tarha k log khushnaseeb

Is duniya main 3 tarha k log
khushnaseeb hotey hain
1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai
2 jinhye acha friend milta hai
3 jinhain mera sms bar bar milta hai
 

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai
 

Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka, Ab aap

Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka,
Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do,
Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg,
Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.
 

Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon?

Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon…?
 

Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha Per

Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha
Per Hamarey SMS ki alag Shaan hoti ha
Her kisi ko kartey nahi SMS
Magar jis ko kartey hain us main Hamari Jaan hoti ha
 
 
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