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April Fool SMS and Jokes Messages

I Miss you a Lot Dear…

I Miss you a Lot Dear…

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

” Don’t get excited. She sent it to me.

 

CUTE persons in the world!!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”

 

April Fool comes once a year…

A day will come…

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

 

For Pepsi

For Pepsi “Shahrukh”
For Coke “Aamir”
For Mirinda “Vivek”
For fanta “Rani”
& For Thums Up “Akshay”
Don’t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!
“Happy April Fool Day”

 

Just a second

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere…

 

Tumhain chahte hain

Hum chahain bhi to bhula nahi sakte,
Teri yaadon say daaman chura nahi sakte,
Tere bin jeena ek pal bhi namumkin hai,
Tumhain chahte hain itna ke bata nahi sakte.

 

Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!

Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!

India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!

Bewakuf April fool!

 

WonderFOOL among all FOOLS

FOOL se,
FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me,
FOOL ke sath wish kiya,
You are the most
BeautiFOOL,
ColorFOOL &
WonderFOOL among all FOOLS.

 

You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
 

U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE

U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS .
 

U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
 

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
 

Roses are Red Sky is Blue

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
 

If u don't mind If u

If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad


If don't hesitate


Please......


give me a


K

ki


kis


kiss


kiss......


kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
 

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
 

I want U to know that U are very important to

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
 

I Miss you a Lot Dear.... SENDER:

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
 

I I l

I


I l


I lo


I lov


I love


I love you...


I love you the most.


I love you the best.


I love you a lot..


Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
 

For pepsi "shahrukh" For

For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
 

Your girlfriend is: Smart.

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
 

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.
 

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
 
 
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