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Hindi and Indian SMS Messages

5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho

5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho,
NESTLE ki tarah sharmate ho,
MUNCH ki tarah jab muskurate ho,
Sach bolta hu yaar,
KITKAT ki kasam tum bohot KHUBSURAT lagte ho.

 

A Mother is someone

Mother U are wonderful,
A Mother is someone,
who’s special and dear,
someone who’s loved,
even more every year,
She’s never too hurried,
to smile and to care,
she always takes time,
to give and to share…

 

Aab to uljan me hai ye dil.

Pehle jinhi chup chup kar dekha karte the,
Ab unhe dekh kar chup jaya karte hai,
Aur jab tak mile nahi the woh hamse,
Dil me thi ulzhan ,
Ab jab mil gaye hai woh,
Aab to uljan me hai ye dil.

 

Aap ke SMS ki kya baat hai

Aap ke SMS ki kya baat hai,
Aap ke SMS lajawab hai,
Ab phone bhi karo janemann,
Hume pata hai,
Aapki aawaz main bhi kuch baat hai.

 

Aap to chand ho

Aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai
Aur hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai
Humein yaad karna to door…
Log apni khawahish ke liye
Hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hai.

 

Aap zara side par hona

Mein ne chand ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne taroon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne phoolon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Plz aap zara side par hona takay hamein kuch aur nazar aye.

 

Aapke saath mein aapke baap aayenge

Raat hogi toh neend aayegi,
Neend aayegi toh khawab aayenge,
Khawab aayenge toh aap aayenge,
Aap aayenge toh saath mein aapke baap aayenge,
Phir na neend ayegi, na khawab aayenge.

 

Aapse milne ki tarkeeb

Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai.

 

Ab kehte ho Hum Apke Hain Kaun?

Na msg. Na phone,
Na picture na tone,
Aur bane phirte ho heroine,
Jab number diya tha to,
Kahete the roj karenge phone,
Ab kehte ho Hum Apke Hain Kaun?

 

Agar tum mil jao

Agar tum mil jao jamana chood denge hum…
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But 4 god shake don’t met me I don’t want to die .

 

Baat yeh hai k

Actually
Baat yeh hai k,
Woh yeh k,
Ok listen carefully,
Oooh listen nahin I mean read it carefully,
Wid full concentration,
Daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon,
Sirf 3 words he tou hain,
Ufffff its too difficult,
Ok im gonna say,
That
How r u??

 

Behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay.

 

Bhik magne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai

Tu chand mange mein chand dedu,
Tu raat mange mein raat dedu ,
Tu dil mange mein dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,baas yaar
Bhik mange ki bhi ek limit hoti hai…..

 

Chupakar gam muskurana padta hey

Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hey,
Chupakar gam muskurana padta hey,
Kabhi unke hum bhi they dost,
Aajkal unhein yaad dilana padta hey.

 

Dekh kar teri jawani

Dekh kar teri jawani ,
Arzu e shabab hoti hai ,
Roz tauba karta hu,
Roz neeyat kharaab hoti hai…

 

Dekha Hum Kitney Wailay Hain

Iss Dil Mein Yaadon K Mailay Hain,
“Tum Bin” Bohat Hum Akailay Hain,
Sab Kuchh Chhod Chhad K Kar Rahay Hain Tum Ko “SMS”,
Dekha Hum Kitnay “Wailey” Hain.

 

Dil armano se houseful hai

Dil armano se houseful hai,
Poore honge ya nahi yeh doutfull hai,
Is duniya mein har cheez wonderfull hai,
Per zindgi aap jaise logo se hi beauty full hai.

 

Dil armanoo see house full hai

Dil armanoo see house full hai,
Poore honge ya nahi doubtfull hai,
Is dunya mai har cheez wonderful hai,
Par zindagi aap jaise log se beautiful hai.

 

Dil mein jo utar jaye use tasvir kehte hai

Nishane per jo lag jaye use kehete hai tir,
Dil mein jo utar jaye use kehete hai tasvir,
Jo milne ki ummid na ho aur wo mil jaye toh use kehete hai taqdir.

 

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein,
Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho.

 

Feel hota hai!

Abay khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!

 

Har duwa me magte hai khushi aapki

Phulo ki har kali khushboo de aapko
Suraj ki har kiran raushni de aapko
Hum to dene ke kuch kabil nahin
Magar har duwa me magte hai har din khushi aapki

 
 
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