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Bandar ko uthaane aayi hai Tujhe.. apni dosti ki kasam Please bhaag jaa !
 

Zndagi ne khushiyon ko pukara hai,Sada muskurao

Zndagi ne khushiyon ko pukara hai,Sada muskurao tum,Tumhara har gam hamara hai,Phul khilte rahe jevan me tumhare,Kanto k liye daaman hamara hai.
 

Zindagi mein kabhi to Hame yaad karoge, Mehfil

Zindagi mein kabhi to Hame yaad karoge, Mehfil mein nahin to tanhai mein fariyaad karoge, Humsa na mila na milega koi dost, tab apni kismat pe naaz karoge.
 

Zindagi ka raaz,raaz rehne dejiye,jo b ho

Zindagi ka raaz,raaz rehne dejiye,jo b ho aitraaz ,aitraaz rehne dejiye,par jab yeh dil,dil se milna chahe,dost..,. ye mat kehna k aaj rehne dejiye.
 

Zindagi ek ajeeb paheli hai. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Zindagi ek ajeeb paheli hai. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? keypad dabane se solve nahi hogi..
 

Yunhi sapno se dil ko lagaya karo.Kisi ke

Yunhi sapno se dil ko lagaya karo.Kisi ke khwaabon me aaya-jaya karo..Jab bhi jee ho ki koi tumhe bhi manaye bas hame yaad karke rooth jaaya karo......
 

Yun hi aankhon se aansu bahte nahin,Kisi aur ko

Yun hi aankhon se aansu bahte nahin,Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahin.Ek tum hi ho jo zindgi main ruk se gaye,Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi se kahte nahin..
 

Yeh sulagta jism, Yeh kamp kapate honth, Yeh

Yeh sulagta jism, Yeh kamp kapate honth, Yeh tharthrata hua badan, Yeh garam sanse, mujhe pahle hi pata tha yeh malariya hi hai......!!
 

Yeh Hamari National Health SERVICE hai Isme hum

Yeh Hamari National Health SERVICE hai Isme hum Aapjaise logo ko adhi raat utha kar SUSU karna yad karate hai taki apka bed gila na ho! SUSU karke so jaiye.
 

Yeh armaan to kaanch ke tukde hai,jo dil ki

Yeh armaan to kaanch ke tukde hai,jo dil ki zamin par bikhre hai.... inko mat chhedo ke zakhm itne gehre hai, kyuki in par aaj bhi kisi ki yaad ke pehre hai.
 

Year 1927 Aug 16 th Evening 07:48 NOTHING

Year 1927
Aug 16 th Evening 07:48 NOTHING HAPPENED.Tussi aapna kam karo!
 

Ye mera ye mera ye mera ye mera ye mera

Ye mera ye mera ye mera ye mera
ye mera ye mera ye mera ye mera ye mera style hai disturb karne ka..
 

YE DUA HAI MERI TUM KHUSH RHO SADA HSTE RHOPAL

YE DUA HAI MERI TUM KHUSH RHO SADA HSTE RHOPAL PAL KHUSHIAN MILAIN TUM AUR HASO BAS HSTE RHO MERA KYA HAI LOG TUMHE HI PAGAL KAHENGE
 

Yamraj took pandit on tour to hell there he saw

Yamraj took pandit on tour to hell there he saw gandhi dancing with diana Pandit askd yam..ehdi saza ini majedar kyon? yam rep: panditji
saza ta diana nu hai
 

Yaad aap bhi hume karte hain,yaad hum bhi aapko

Yaad aap bhi hume karte hain,yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain bus fark sirf itna hai,ki hum yaad karke msg. karte hain or aap msg padh ke yaad karte hain.
 

Woman (2 woman) Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne

woman (2 woman) Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne husband se baat karna pasand karti ho? She rplid : agar phone nazdeek pada ho to kar bhi leti hoon.
 

Wife:mai tang aagi tusi hamesha MERA GHAR,MERI

Wife:mai tang aagi tusi hamesha MERA GHAR,MERI CAR,MERA BETA,bas MERA MERA he karde ho kadi SADDA v keha karo,te hun labhi ki ja rahe ho. HUSBAND: "SADDA KACHA"
 

What w"d U do if.. U lose me one day? ? ?

What w"d U do if.. U lose me one day? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? haan,haan tusi taa Laddu wandoge. Mainu sab pata hai.
 

Vo kon hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hote hai...?

Vo kon hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hote hai...? .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . !!! Arey Buddhu.. POP KORN !
 

Virappan mara gaya Hitlar raha nahi, Saddam

Virappan mara gaya Hitlar raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin-Laden ka thikana nahi, Aap bhi dikhte nahi, lagta hai Dharti per ek bar phir SATYUG aa gaya.
 

Unki muskaan hamari kamzori hai,unhe keh nahi

Unki muskaan hamari kamzori hai,unhe keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,vo kyon nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko ,kya khamoshi ko zubaan dena zaruri hai.....
 

Teri yad dil se jane nahi denge ! Tere jaisa

Teri yad dil se jane nahi denge ! Tere jaisa dost khone nahi denge !! Shrafat se contact me rehna ! Warna kaan ke neeche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge !!:->
 
 
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