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Aap paas raho ya door, hum dil se dil ki aawaaz

Aap paas raho ya door, hum dil se dil ki aawaaz mila sakte hain,
na khat k.. na telephone k Mohtaaz hain Hum,per aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte ha
 

Aaj Raat Thik 12 Baje K Baad Aapke ghar me 1

Aaj Raat Thik 12 Baje K Baad Aapke ghar me 1 bajega!
 

A TV interviewer was interviewing Mallika

A TV interviewer was interviewing Mallika Sherawat. Interviewer: Aap subah uthke pehle kya karte ho? Mallika: Main subah uthke pehle APNE GHAR jaati hoon..!
 

.::. , , .::. "::.?.::"

.::. , , .::. "::.?.::" :?:
"::-'!'-::" Butterflies always findtheir wayto something sweet. Thistime they found u!
 

,=Nurse-Congrats! Aap ke jurwa bete hue hain.

,=Nurse-Congrats! Aap ke jurwa bete hue hain. Pati: yeh to hona hi tha. Nurse: wo kaise? Pati: jab dekho KBC2 dekti rehti thi, mil gaya na umeed se dugna.
 

'Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain, Duaon mein

'Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain, Duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain, sochte hain kya mangen aapse... Chalo aapse umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain....!!
 

" Tum na mano yeh hakikat hai, " " dosti insaan

" Tum na mano yeh hakikat hai, " " dosti insaan ki zarurat hai, " " kisi din aao hamari mehfil me " jan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.
 

" Shikwe bhi honge humse, Shikayten bhi honge

" Shikwe bhi honge humse, Shikayten bhi honge humse, Par Dosto se GILA nahi karte, Achhe nahi to bure hi sahi, Per hum jaise DOST mila nahi karte..??..
 

KABUTARI Itni udi itni udi itni udi bahut udi

KABUTARI Itni udi itni udi itni udi bahut udi bahut upar gayi itni udi, itni udi aur upar udi BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHI....
 
 
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