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Palko pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,Badi duaon ke

Palko pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,Badi duaon ke baad paaya hai tumhe. Asani se nahi mile ho tum. international zoo se churaya hai tumhe!
 

Pal pal se banta hai ehsas, ehsas se banta hai

Pal pal se banta hai ehsas, ehsas se banta hai vishwas, vishwas se banta hai rishta, rishtey se banta hai koi khas aur woh khas hai aap....
 

Oh sms ! jaake mere dost ko " i mis u "kehna.

Oh sms ! jaake mere dost ko " i mis u "kehna. "SAVE" kare to "shukriya" kehna. "DELETE"kare to
"bevafa"kehna Aur Agar"naa pade"to us se"1 rupyaa"le lena !!!!!
 

N? T??thbr?sh N? T?a N? Br?akfast N?

N? T??thbr?sh N? T?a N? Br?akfast N?
Snnan N? G?d's p?ja N? N? N? No N? N? Sabs? P?hl? Apun Ka sMs Bole to G??d M?rning.
 

Nichey jaiye aur jitiye paise hi paise aur

Nichey jaiye aur jitiye paise hi paise aur nichey aur nichey YAKKIN nahin hota TUM"
paison ke liye itna nichey gir gaye CHI-CHI..!
 

Nazron se jab nazron ka takraav hota hai . Har

Nazron se jab nazron ka takraav hota hai . Har modd par kisi ka intezaar hota hai. Dil rota hai aur zakhum haste hai. Isika naam toh pyaar hota hai . .!
 

Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak, dosti

Nazro se nazre tum churaoge kab tak, dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak,mere paigam tumhe milte rahenge yuhi sada, msg ko mere mitaoge kabtak ?
 

Nazar andaaz kaise karun aapko, Nazron mein

Nazar andaaz kaise karun aapko, Nazron mein bithaya hai aapko, Yaad aane pe royen bhi kaise, Darte hain Jhukhi palken chubhengi aapko. . . . .
 

Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal

Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? Narad: MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON.Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
 

Naapyarnamohabbat yaaro! DEVDASkakehnamaano

Naapyarnamohabbat yaaro! DEVDASkakehnamaano yaaro!Nachandramukhinapaaro yaaro,rozShaamko. . . . .2 PEG maaro yaaro.cheers..!
 

Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BAR

Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BAR me, Na BIKE pe, Na CAR me, Na COLLEGE me, Na BAZAR me, ab to din gujarte hai aapke SMS ke intzaar me.?_?
 

Muskaan tere hoton se kahin jaye na, Ansoo teri

Muskaan tere hoton se kahin jaye na, Ansoo teri palkon pe kabhi aye na, dua karti hu rub se k poora ho tera hr khaab or jo poora na ho vo khaab kabhi aye Na..
 

Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana , samjhe

Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana , samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana........
 

Mohabat pheli bar ho to bholapan hai,duji bar

Mohabat pheli bar ho to bholapan hai,duji bar apnapan hai,teeji bar deewanapan hai,aur ab bhi baz naa aao tou...kameenapan hai..aap kaunsy?
 

Mittro, Darne ki jrurat nahi,yeh koi

Mittro, Darne ki jrurat nahi,yeh koi bhukamp-shukamp nahi tha,yeh to bagwan ka mobile vibration par tha aur maine ek msg. Bheja tha....! !
 

Meri har khata pe naraz na hona. apni pyari si

Meri har khata pe naraz na hona. apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona.sukun milta hai dekhkar apki muskan ko.mujhe maut bhi aye to kabhi na rona :-)
 

Mehfil na hoti nazare na hote chand k pehlu me

Mehfil na hoti nazare na hote chand k pehlu me sitare na hote hum isi liye krte hain
apki parvah Q k dil k karib saare nhi hote
 

Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hai gam

Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hai gam chupakar muskana padta hai, kabhi unke hum bhi the dost, ajkal unhe yad dilana padta hai.
 

Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with a Goat..

Mayawati came 2 Lalu's house with a Goat.. Lalu:Bhaiswa ko kyu layi ho? Maya:Dikhta nahi Goatwa hai? Lalu:Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hun...
 

Mat mila naye dost ya khuda ! Yeh hame barbaad

Mat mila naye dost ya khuda ! Yeh hame barbaad karte hai ! hum tou sms ki BAUCHAAR karte hai ! Yeh 50 paise ke liye VICHAAR karte hai !
 

Man at wife delivery 2 nurse:Agar Ladka ho to

Man at wife delivery 2 nurse:Agar Ladka ho to say-Pappu pass ho gaya n Ladki ho to say Pappu fail ho gaya. Nurse:Pappu ki cmprtmnt ayi hai.
 

Makan malik: Sir 500 kiraya hoga. Kirayedar:

Makan malik: Sir 500 kiraya hoga. Kirayedar: Thik hai par aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe. Makan malik: To kya 500 me Bipasha nachegi....
 
 
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