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Kiss kisi ki mahfil main

Kiss kisi ki mahfil main,
Kiss kisi kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jis ne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jis ne her miss ko kiss kiya.

 

Kisses blown are kisses wasted

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.

 

Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets

Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game.
 

Love is heat. You are

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.
 

Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please

Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have
2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st jenuary 2008
 

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
 

"Where should one use

"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
 

 if i could bring back memories i would bring the

 if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!
 

Read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide

read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i've filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...
 

Proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u

proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment .
 

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.
 

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
 

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
 

TaLk 2 me wHen im boReD, kiSS me wHen im saD, hug me

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...
 

Love is heat which is very

love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.
 

North to north, south to south my best direction is mouth

North to north, south to south my best direction is mouth to mouth..
 

2day i want 2 say u something....................2

2day i want 2 say u something....................2 say u.........kiss me and say Goodbye
 

Im a kisser, i kiss people for

I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
 

LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND

LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
 

A sweet &loving person like u

a sweet &loving person like u
needs no message....
,,0*0,,
JUST A
;;"_ _";;
KISS!
;( * ):
_>_.<_
Muahh!
 

No stars 2 wish,no moon 2 lite n no flowers to smell,just

no stars 2 wish,no moon 2 lite n no flowers to smell,just a loneliness 1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite??
 

If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
 
 
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