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Motivational and Inspirational Quotes and SMS Messages

Always make ur absence

Always make ur absence felt in such a way,
That somebody misses U,
But let not ur absence be so long,
That somebody starts learning 2 live without U!!!

 

Dont expect anything from anyone

In life, don’t expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

 

HELLO:

HELLO:
The World “Hello” means
H = How r u?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like 2 hear from U.
L = Love 2 C U soon.
O = obviously, I miss u!

 

Pass ho to amanat hai

Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai,
Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai,
Pass ho to amanat hai,
Dil se mile wo rahemat hai,
Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.

 

Talk less good for U

Fear less,
Hope more,
Eat less,
Chew more,
Whine less,
breathe more,
talk less good for U.
All good things will be yours.

 

Wishing you not just a smile but laughter, not

Wishing you not just a smile but laughter, not just happiness but joy, not just riches but wealth and most of all, love and peace of mind.
 

Winning horse dsnt know why it runs the race.It

winning horse dsnt know why it runs the race.It runs bcoz of beats & pains.Life is a race;god is your rider.So if u r in pain then think,God wants u to win.
 

Why do we clos our eyes wen we sleep, wen we

Why do we clos our eyes wen we sleep, wen we cry, wen we imagine, wen we kiss? Bcoz d most beautiful thing in d world is unseen. ;-)
 

When was d last time Ive heard frm u? Well, I

When was d last time Ive heard frm u? Well, I just want u 2 know dat I miss u so much. How Id wish that ud talk 2me again. I love u. Sender: Jesus.
 

When u were born u were crying and everyone

when u were born u were crying and everyone around was smiling, live your life so that when you die, u r smiling and everyone is around crying.
 

When situations get u down remember that

When situations get u down remember that there's someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you... and there is someone on earth who cares for you... Take care!
 

When GOD opened the window of heaven, He saw me

When GOD opened the window of heaven, He saw me asking... "What is your wish for tonight?" I said... "Lord please take care of the person who's reading this message"
 

When God drops needles and pins along your path

When God drops needles and pins along your path in life, don't avoid them. Pick them up and collect them. They were designed to teach you to be stronger.
 

When earthly help s no avail, there s 1 fren who

When earthly help s no avail, there s 1 fren who wil never fail. Just lift ur eyes, d answer s there. For nobody knows d power of prayer. Have a worry free day.
 

What are the difference between a peso and a

What are the difference between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!
 

We r always excited whenever we hear our txt

We r always excited whenever we hear our txt tone bips; wat mr wud God feel if we can also send HIM txt msg thru our prayers; free of charge.
 

Value the people who hav touched ur life coz ull

Value the people who hav touched ur life coz ull never know just when they'll walk out of ur life n never come back again. We live life once. Gud AM!
 

Types of people: Pretender:farts

Types of people:

Pretender:farts silently then acts innocent.
SHY:farts softly den smiles.
Arrogant:farts loudly n laughs.
Unlucky:tries to fart but shits.
 

This World is going very fast if you want to

This World is going very fast if you want to touch the foot of success you also have to go very fast otherwise you will never be able to touch the foot of success.
 

Success is like your own shadow...if u try to

Success is like your own shadow...if u try to catch it u will never succeed..ignore it and walk in ur own way.It will follow u!
 

Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not

Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not just to be safe from getting hurt, but to find out who cares, enough to break them down...
 

Sometimes v must b hurt in order 2 grow, v must

Sometimes v must b hurt in order 2 grow, v must fail in order 2 knw, v must lose in order 2 gain...cos some lessons r best learned thru pain...
 
 
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