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SMS Jokes and Funny SMS Messages

Roses r Red Violets r Blue monkey like u should

Roses r Red Violets r Blue
monkey like u should b kept in zoooo
dont get angry cuz u will find me there tooooo
not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu
 

A buffalo production

What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

A: Milk Shake

 

A difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

 

A lady delivered twins

A lady delivered twins.
Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER….
wherever u go out network follows.

 

A man went to the Police Station

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.

“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.

 

A math teacher and a student

A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then integrate you.”

Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.

 

A responsible man as a husband

Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband.

Man replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I’m responsible!

 

A sexy female elephant

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by…

What does the loafer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600

 

A sexy female elephant passes

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by…

What does the loofer elephant say?

Wow… 3600-2400-3600

 

A three legged dog

A 3-legged dog walks into a club in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.

 

Always smile

Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling!

 

An Arabic baby-sitter

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.

 

Are you sure you love me?

Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.

 

Beautiful Red Underware

Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name?
Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware”
Tutor: R u joking?
Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha

 

Boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai…

Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai…
Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta raheta hai bus.

 

Bus male hota hai ki female?

Boy: Bus male hoti hai ki female?
Girl: Female, har koi ispe chadhta hai.
Boy: To fir woh pregnant kyon nahin hoti?
Girl: Kyonki sab peeche se chadhte hai.

 

Correct the sentence

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

 

Dad to Son

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

 

Darling today is our anniversary

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

 

Definition of girl friend

Definition of girl friend-
Jo har baat par tumhe tok -tok kar
Pehle tumhari sari aadtein badal de
Aur phir saal baad bole-
“Ab tum pehle jaise nahi rahe…

 

Did I do anything wrong?

Did I do anything wrong?
Then why r U avoiding me?
At least remember me once in a week.
It’s really hurting me.
With luv ur TOOTHBRUSH…

 

Difference

Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

 
 
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