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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

B.Com final year

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : “B.Com final year”

 

Le karle number note

Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.

 

8 khaye nahi jayenge

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

 

A for…

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

 

A man asked Sardarji

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

 

A man to Santa

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, Hes not my friend.

 

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year

 

Aaj Light Khana hai!

Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.

A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’

 

An answering machine

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.

 

Anta fall out the window

Why did Santa fall out the window?
- He was ironing the curtain.

 

Banta to his new bride

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?

“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?

 

Can you lend me?

Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.

 

Cholestrol free

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

 

Convert this sentence

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

 

Doctor and Sardar

Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

 

Dont play with my life

Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u.
So don’t play with my life.
- Sardar says 2 mosquito.

 

During my operation

Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.”
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “Oops!”

 

E-mail & Fe-mail

American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!”

 

Ek hara vala dena!

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haa’ replies shop owner.

Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

 

Flash News

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…

 

Go and water the plants

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.

 

He done his work

Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan

 
 
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