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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
 

Father: Your teacher says she finds it

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
 

A two seater plane has crashed in the graveyard

A two seater plane has crashed in the graveyard in
punjab.
local sardars have find 500 bodies so far and
still digging formore......
 

Sardar went for a ArtExhibition.He shouted at

Sardar went for a ArtExhibition.He shouted at art
.."Oh My GOD what a worst picture".
Exhibitor:
Excuse me , It's a mirror.. 2008-09-23 11:37:10
 

A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go to the

A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go to the toilet.
she asked a sardar, sardarji "su su kernay ki jaga
dikhao."
sardar replied "You naughty girl !!!
pehlay tum dikhao
 

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in

one Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A
lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"

Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar
answered " No No Me Banta Singh"
Third one
came and asked the same question Sardar was totally
annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he
saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked
him " Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was
much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing "

Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said,
"Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu
Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
 

Sardar busy removing a wheel from auto,Man

sardar busy removing a wheel from auto,
Man asks sardar y r u removing a wheel from your auto?
sardar: Cant u read,"parking for 2 wheel only.
 

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed
 

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this

Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
 

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
 

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Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
 

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
 

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
 

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
 

Sardar’s wish : when i die, I wanna

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
 

Sardar’s Leave application Dear

Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
 

Sardar- why r all these people running?

Sardar-
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
 

Sardar writing a letter: My sis had a baby

Sardar writing a letter:
My sis had a baby this morning...

i haven't heard thta its a boy or girl...

so, i dont know whether i am uncle or aunty!!!
 

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
 

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
 

Sardar to Shopkeeper:- Mujhe India Ka Flag

Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
 

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".
 
 
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