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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

Sardar proposed a girl…… Girl

Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
 

Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
 

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
 

Sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki

sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho
wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay g
 

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
 

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
 

One day Sardar had a dream that some 1 is

One day Sardar had a dream that some 1 is FUCKING him. Next day he closed his bank account. Y? Bcoz in bank it was written: ? WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE?
 

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster &

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?
 

Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
 

Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
 

Interviewee;What is your date of birth?

Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
 

In aptitude test River Kaveri is in which

In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
 

In an interview, interviewer: How does an

in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup
 

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
 

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
 

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
 

A" ki Biwi "B", "B" ki Bhabhi "C",

A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...
 

A Teacher lecturing on population - In

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
 

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"
 

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
 

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love A

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister
 

A grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
 
 
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