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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop 1st: "jaldee

2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi"
2nd: "Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
 

WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL

WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.
 

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?Because below

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed.
 

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
 

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pat
 

There's a funeral procession of a sardar

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrat
 

Teacher told all students in a class to write an

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
 

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
 

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN.
 

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE. MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO.
 

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?Sardar angrily said, i know -it means....
S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service.
 

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
 

Sardarji photographer is focusing a dead

sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
 

Sardarji is filling up a job

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
 

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.Two

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
 

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
 

Sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.first sarad
 

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .Wife : No i

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
 

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
 

Sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main

sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai.
 

Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter

Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
 

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.
 
 
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