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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
 

Sardar orders pizza.Waiter: Sir shud i cut it

Sardar orders pizza.Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge.
 

Sardar on an interview for the post of detective

sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate
 

Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon he came

Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
 

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
 

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
 

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race."What the guys are doing" asked the sardar." We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner."Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sarda
 

Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
 

Interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
 

In aptitude test River Kaveri is in which

In aptitude test River Kaveri is in which state?Sardar: liquid state.
 

In an interview,interviewer: How does an

in an interview,interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
 

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"? Tell him "a joke on Tuesday.
 

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
 

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
 

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
 

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love A sardarji

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
 

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!
 

A sardar saw a board on which it was written "

A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid". Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"
 

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"
 

A sardar on an interview for the post of

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate
 

A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to

A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.
 
 
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