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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

Higher Studies Yaar…

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….

When a person asked what he was doing….

He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

 

How can a Sardar kill a lion?

How can a Sardar kill a lion ?

Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:

I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.

 

How do We Escape?

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

 

How do you recognize?

- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

- He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

 

I Love U sister

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse

- I Love U sister….

 

It is wrong to sleep with married women

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

 

Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!

Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.

 

Lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!

 

Lets Thank

It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI

 

Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha

Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.

 

Mere baap to bahut hai par…

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”

 

Mere papa bahut darpok hain

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !

 

Modern Art

Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”

 

NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!

 

No match, due to rain!!!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!

 

Open the zip and do

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

 

Other way 2 marry

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!

 

Oye! higher studies yaar

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

 

Past tense of think

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk’.

 

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever:

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

 

Santas wedding anniversary

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.

Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

 

Sardar at an art gallery

Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

 
 
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