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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

Sardar on an interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question:
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.

 

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:
“Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

 

Sardar talking on cell

Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho?
1ST : Biwi se…
2ND : Itne… pyaar se?
1ST : Tumhari hai…

 

Sardar to girlfriend

Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

 

Sardar was writing something

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

 

Sardar writing something

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

 

Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days.
Guess why?

Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

 

Sardarji opens his lunch box

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road.why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

 

Sardarji zebra crossing pe

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe,
honge….think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

 

Sardars in a pub

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.

So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

 

Sweet conversation

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

 

Take a wild guess

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.

Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?

!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

 

Thats no excuse!!!

Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.

Judge : Thats no excuse!!! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

 

Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

 

Truck number bhi likha hai

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

 

We have to learn telegu

One day a sardarji talking with his friend…

Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why?

Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

 

We r not stupid

Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.

 

What is oxford

Q: What is ford?
Sardar: Gaddi.
Q: What is oxford?
Sardar: Its so simple yaar, bail gaddi.

 

When I was born

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!

 

Why did he do so?

Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?

He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

 

Wo udash ho gaya

Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

 

Ye hai all india radio

Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting
Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha
Ise chalu karne par, ye hai all india radio bolta hai.

 
 
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