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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

 

You could have posted it

Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.

 

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
 

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
 

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
 

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
 

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"
 

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead bodys face in

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
 

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
 

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO
 

Interviewee;wat z ur date of

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
 

A grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
 

A sardar bunked his office and went home and found his

a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.
 

Sardar Get Engaged with girl,

Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
 

In aptitude test River Kaveri is

In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
 

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was

a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
 

WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ

WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.
 

A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar

A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.
 

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN
 

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
 

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
 

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friends name in

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
 
 
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