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Short SMS Messages

If I stop receiving your SMS

I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your SMS.

 

Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai

Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai.

 

Sugar for milk

Sugar for milk,
Milk for tea,
Tea for you,
You for me.

 

Sweetest ALWAYS..

U look Sweet
When u read my sms
Sweeter
When u read n smile
And SWEETEST
when u read ,smile n reply
So try to be Sweetest ALWAYS..

 

Shut Up""" S=surprises 4

Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......
 

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
 

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine. ill help u out

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry
.make$ me weep & wanna die.
ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....
 

Chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss

mazay lay kar chooss

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

donoo ko ik saath chooss

masal masal kay choos

kyon kay


kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
 

Girl: What do you like in me?



Girl: What do you like in me?

Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.

Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
 

A = You can be very quiet when you have

A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.


B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople.


C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.


D = You have troubl
 
 
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