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A ba monkey asks his father, Father why r we so

A ba monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
 

Kutte apne aukat me raho

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Roses are red

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
 

Arz kiya hai...

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
 

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? Im new in

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
 

Doctor implants new ear to a man Man:

doctor implants new ear to a man

Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman

Dr: yes! but it makes no difference

Man: it does, now i hear everything but hear nothing
 

ROSE LOTUS TULIP O

ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
ORCHID
SUNFLOWER
JASMAINE
LILY!

All Flowers r Sweet but
they"ve no Comparision with u !!
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Kyunki
Gobhi ke Phool ki BAAT hi or hai.. :-)....
 

Welcum to WWW.Shareef.COM Type Pass :

Welcum to WWW.Shareef.COM
Type Pass : ****
NEW MEMber : U R Welcum
PROCESSING DEnIED !
SOrry U R Not SHareef ... ! Try
WWW.Khabees.com
 

If i need brain transplantation i"ll definitely

If i need brain transplantation i"ll definitely prefer Ur brain. Y?
Bcoz..
Ur
Genius..?

NaNa

I just want a brain which is Never Used B4!

BolayTo

ZeroMeter!!
 

Suno! Aaj Aftari mein samose

Suno!

Aaj Aftari mein


samose bi thay


pakoray bi thay


sharbat bhi tha

kele bhi the

saib bhi the

angoor bhi the


Khujoor bhi thi


bas



aik tumhari kami thi




Kharboozay!
 

Haseeno ke ye jo lambe baal hote hain, Aashiqon

Haseeno ke ye jo lambe baal hote hain,
Aashiqon ko phasaane ke jaal hote hain,
Khoon chooste hai ye aashiqon ka
Tabhi to inke gaal laal hote hain.
 

Help, the police put me in prison for looking

Help, the police put me in prison for looking
so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly
bastard to get me out... hurry up

hahaahahahahahahahahahahha
 

Beta tayari kar lo! Count down shurru ho

beta tayari kar lo!

Count down shurru ho chuka

thoray se din reh gaye hain

jo karna hai kar lo











phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge
 

Teacher: attendance plz: pintoo...

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.


kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...


button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....
 

Kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay

kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
 

Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain Balance

Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain

Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain

Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq

Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
 

New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye

New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
 

CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka, Pepsodent

CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,

Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,

CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,



Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...





HARPIC Use Krne ka...
 

God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz Without a

God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
 

When i miss u i read your

when i miss u
i read your sms




when i want to see u
i close my eyes




and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey
 

I message recieved 1 cool

i message
recieved



1
cool person
sent it



1
fool is
reading it



1
fool is
angry



1
fool is
still reading


1
fool will frwd thid
msg to another fool
 
 
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