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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
 

Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When

Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
 

Santa meets his old friend. Santa: A & B,

Santa meets his old friend.
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
 

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
 

Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems

Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.
Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.
 

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
 

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
 

Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground.

Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Can you Guess why?
To see whether it?ll BOUNCE or not!
 

Santa found answer to the most difficult

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
 

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
 

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
 

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
 

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
 

Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa:

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
 

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
 

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
 

Santa & Banta are walking down the road when

Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
 

Q: What do you call a man who can't hear

Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!
 

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "A:

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
 

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
 

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
 

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason 2

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
 
 
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