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Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to

Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa: Maine mana kiya that...
Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha!
 

Pappu: Dad what?s Sex? Santa gets tensed

Pappu: Dad what?s Sex?
Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?
 

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa... Jeeto: Aise nahin

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja.
 

Pappu while filling up a form: What should

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
 

Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala

Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan
 

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
 

Lady Secretary: Sir, it's ur wife's

Lady Secretary: Sir, it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss u on the phone.
Santa: Take msg and give me later.
 

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
 

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa:

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
 

Jeeto yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really

Jeeto yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
 

Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle

Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?
 

Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri

Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!
 

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
 

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
 

I can kiss u without even touching u. Gal:

I can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips
Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs
 

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
 

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
 

Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide,

Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.: Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, ky
 

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
 

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
 

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
 

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
 
 
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