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What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's

What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's xford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
 

There was a short note written on poster of

There was a short note written on poster of adult movie. "Under 18 are not allowed." Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.
 

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
 

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
 

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.Pappu: Life imprisonment!
 

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
 

Sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters

sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
 

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
 

SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS

SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS PHOTO FELL OUT OF HIS WALLET, HE GOES 2 A LADY,'MADAM JI SARI UPHAR KAROGE PHOTO LENA HAI, AND ALL THE OTHER MEN IN THE BUS BEATED HIM UP!!!!!!!!
 

Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with

Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.
 

Santa: What's difference between man &

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
 

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That?s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
 

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
 

Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical

Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
 

Santa: If I die will u remarry? Jeeto: No!

Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister
 

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
 

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?Banta: Me too, after u leave.
 

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
 

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
 

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
 

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;)
 

Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I

Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
 
 
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