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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
 

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai
 

Gabbar: Arey o Sambha Sambha: Ji

Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao.
 

An astronomer was watching the

An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
 

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronaut.
 

Sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100

sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters
Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
 

American: In our country , marriage even takes place

American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female
 

Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to

Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
 

There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.

There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
"Under 18 are not allowed."
Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.
 

Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched

Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
 

Q: How do you recognize Santas son, Pappu, in

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
 

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
 

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
 

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
 

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
 

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It?s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It?s 1394.
 

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
 

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
 

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
 

Jeeto: If I die whatll you do?

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
 

Pappu was writing his fathers name on a 1000 Watt

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
 

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
 
 
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