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Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat.
 

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
 

Santa was riding on a horse,He jumped the red

Santa was riding on a horse,He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note.
 

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
 

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It?s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It?s 1394.
 

Santa was caught for speeding and went before

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.
 

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
 

Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3

Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more.
 

Santa to his son: I think it's right time we

Santa to his son: I think it's right time we should talk about sex!
Pappu: Sure dad, what do u wanna know...?
 

Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on

Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
 

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.Doc: wht happened?Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.
 

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven?t u heard train is coming on platform?
 

Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of

Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: 'Delivered'
 

Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and

Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
 

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match.

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai.
 

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl:

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married.
 

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
 

Santa found answer to the most difficult

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
 

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
 

Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts

Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn
 

Santa breaks an egg to make an omelet. He finds

Santa breaks an egg to make an omelet. He finds the egg empty. Gets frustrated & says: Aaj kal murguian bhi abortion karati hain
 

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
 
 
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