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Santa (reading from book of facts):"Do you know

Santa (reading from book of facts):"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
 

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
 

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
 

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
 

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
 

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
 

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
 

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu,

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
 

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
 

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
 

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
 

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!
 

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
 

Pappu was writing his father's name on a

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.Santa asked him: What are you doing?Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
 

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
 

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
 

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal.
 

Napoleon: There is no such word as

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si ...!
 

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 -
 

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
 

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?Santa: So that Deaf

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
 

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink? Santa: So that

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
 
 
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