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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
 

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?Santa: I may

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?Santa: I may also die.Jeeto: Why?Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
 

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
 

Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r

Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can?t look at the menu also?
 

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.And so quickly too!, said Preeto.
 

J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande

J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.Santa: Koi hint?
 

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
 

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa:

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
 

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.Banta

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
 

Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl

Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
 

Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring

Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
 

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
 

Banta: What's the difference between an oral

Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
 

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?Santa:

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
 

Banta: Saadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da taja

Banta: Saadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da taja dudh peen nal dimag wadhda hai.
Santa: Oye je ajehi gall hundi taan apna katta ajj IAS officer lageya hunda!
 

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
 

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
 

Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his

Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!
 

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
 

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
 

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
 
 
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