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A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
 

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
 

Santa to Pappu: Wheres Sukhna

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
 

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
 

Banta: Whats the difference between an oral thermometer

Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
 

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink? Santa:

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
 

Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical

Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
 

At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot

At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
 

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
 

SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS PHOTO

SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS PHOTO FELL OUT OF HIS WALLET, HE GOES 2 A LADY,'MADAM JI SARI UPHAR KAROGE PHOTO LENA HAI, AND ALL THE OTHER MEN IN THE BUS BEATED HIM UP!!!!!!!!
 

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
 

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
 

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
 

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
 

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
 

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
 

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
 

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking,

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
 

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It?s a gal
 

Santa: Whats difference between man &

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
 

Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo

Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.
 

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
 
 
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