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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light &

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
 

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
 

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto
 

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
 

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks:

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
 

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
 

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
 

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
 

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: Ure gonna b really sorry! Im

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
 

A lady calls Santa for repairing door

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
 

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
 

Jeeto: I didnt know you smoked. When did you

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
 

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
 

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
 

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear &

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
 

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
 

Whats Ford? Santa:

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
 

Sardarji ko Telenor main costumer care officer ki

sardarji ko Telenor main costumer care officer ki job mil gayi

Caller: sim block ho gayi hai

Sardar: phenk issay aur Warid ki nayi sim daal le
apna khayal rakhiye ga
Ufone call karne ka shukria
 

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..
 

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .
 

Banta?selling?Parashut:Plane?s

Banta?selling?Parashut:Plane?se?kudo?Button?Dabao?Aur?aap?zamin?pe
safely?land!
Custmer:?Agar?Parashut?na?khula?to?
Banta:?O?G?paise?wapas
 

Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa :

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?"
 
 
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