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Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Banta: In case the siren won"t work, one of them to scream
"Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other -
"Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
 

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against
mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long...!
 

A?Couple?havin?sex?on?upper?be

A?Couple?havin?sex?on?upper?berth?in?train,?by?chance?bra?fals?down
on?santa,?he?says:?O?paji?ye?kya?kiya,?doodh?aapne?piya,?aur?packet
hamare?upar?faink?diya......?
 

Santa's interview Santa

Santa's interview



Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer.

Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications
 

Santa and Banta Santa : Why did

Santa and Banta



Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

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Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge : "But why ?"
Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge : "How do you know ?"
Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

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From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

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Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, she didn't get the fax."

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Santa n Banta went 4 a drive.Santa : look

Santa n Banta went 4 a drive.
Santa : look frm d
window r the indicatores working or noy ? Banta puts his
head out n says - yes -no, yes -no , yes- no !
 

Once santa went to a hotel and after eating the

once santa went to a hotel and after eating the lunch he we to wash room and that time banta saw him instead of washing his hand he was washing the basin.. when asked he said there was a board written on it WASH BASIN.
 

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife to pizza

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife to pizza hut?
Because he wanted free dilevery.
 

Santa went to give his exam. In the examination

Santa went to give his exam. In the examination centrehe removed all his clothes and started answering only in a brief.
When teacher asked why he was doing this he said ,"It is wirtten in question paper ANSWER IN BRIEF."
 

Santa and Banta were very alike. One day Santa

Santa and Banta were very alike. One day Santa purchased a
horse and on returning home he found that Banta had also
purchased one ! They felt it confusing on how to determine
which one belonged to whom because both had four legs, two
ears, one tail etc. So santa cut the left ear of his
horse. But to his surprise, banta had already done the
same thing with his horse. Getting frustrated he cut the
tail of his horse on the next day. In greater disbelieve
he found Banta had also done the same on that day. So ,
Santa had to cut a leg out of the four his poor horse had.
This time he almost fainted when he found Banta being
carried by his limping horse whose one leg was also cut by
his owner. Now the horses could not take any further
bodily torture. So these two had a brain storming session
and it was decided in the end that the white horse should
belong to Santa and the black one should go in Banta's
favour !
 

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
 

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
 

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
 

What?s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA &

What?s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you?ll get a heart! If u pick U, you?ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.
 

What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi.

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
 

What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi.

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
 

Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat

Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
 

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..
 

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
 

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child
 

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
 

Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a

Teacher: Pappu, describe digestive system of a human being.
Pappu: Very simple, it starts with right hand & ends with left hand.
 
 
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