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Punjabi SMS

O mere Dil de chain, tere piche kutte

O mere Dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
rab kare tenu kire pain,
Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.
Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,
Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,
Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,
Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,
Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya.....
 

Jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian

jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,
jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo
jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo
Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo
 

Talli thalle milan da wada ohne keeta

Talli thalle milan da wada
ohne keeta si
jithe ohne talli dassi
oothe te khajoor a
aide vich tusi dasso
mera ki kasoor a.....?
 

Tumhari YadKi Dunia Mian Din Sari Raat

Tumhari YadKi Dunia Mian Din Sari Raat Karoon
Kici Ki Bat ChalyMain Tumhari Bat Karoon
 

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai, Merian

Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai
 

Prince nu shaunk sardari da, sports gaddi wich

prince nu shaunk sardari da,
sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da
jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da
sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da
ishq kita tai fer sikhar charayi da
hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da
 

Teri mann di, Teri pan di, Tere Pyo di,

Teri mann di,
Teri pan di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere pera di,
Tere Pore Khandan di,
Tay meri v,
Tu Jan hai!!! maham khan
 

ONCE there was a CROW, Punjab vich baitha c

ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.....
 

Kalam tutdi nahi Seyahi mukdi nahi Nahion

Kalam tutdi nahi
Seyahi mukdi nahi
Nahion Mukda Dilon pyaar usda
Oh saanu yaad kare na kare
Saanu rehnda har waqt khayaal usda....
 

Peyyar dey side

peyyar dey side effects,
Nazla"
Zukaam"
Khanci"
Sar main dard"
Kan main dard"
paet main wat"
Eyes main ansso"
Kammar main dard"
Dammag main dard"
Es Bemarri ka naam haiy Lovetariya.
 

Hazeena jai tu menu milina main marjana fer tu

hazeena jai tu menu milina
main marjana fer tu roina
saanu chad kai calgary jaina
fer saadi yaad wich jindagi gawayina
 

Chita Kukar Banere Te Jine Tere Bache Honge

Chita Kukar Banere Te
Jine Tere Bache Honge
Una Jana Aye Mere Te
 

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove ! Tenu Mil Jaye

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove...
 

In French: Bon jour In Spanish: Te Quiro In

In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?
 

Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle

Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni...
Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni...
Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan...
Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni
 

Entha onnu vilikathe? Engane

Entha onnu vilikathe?
Engane pinangan
mathram jnan enthu
thettu cheythu?
1000 Sorry
Sathyamayum jnan
ariyatheyanu ninte
Vaalil chavittiyathu....
 

Munda : Kash Rabb ne manu brush banaya hunda ta main

Munda : Kash Rabb ne manu brush banaya hunda ta main tere
mooh vich firda.

Kude : Aagar thora vadda banaya hunda te flush vich firda.
 

Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya, jithe kite

Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor
 

Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe

Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe laare,
Galiyan de vich rulde phirde ni assi Naina de Vanjaare.
 

Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda, fir sauna

Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita, eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!
 

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare, kadi gusa

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...
 

Kehnde kehnde thakna nai Karde karde rukna

Kehnde kehnde thakna nai
Karde karde rukna nai
Ae ishq hai sohna Rab ne ditta
Yaar vasana dil vich onu khona nai...
 
 
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