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Punjabi SMS

Zamane badal jande ne yaar ohi rehnde ne,

Zamane badal jande ne yaar ohi rehnde ne,
Hani badal jande ne pyaar ohi rehnde ne,
Waqt ta har ik guzaar lenda hai
par dil wich intzaar ohi rehnde ne.
 

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye, Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye....
 

Yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan

yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan
saima,rema,resham te kala shan
kouj inj v rahwan okhia sunn
kouj gull ich ghum da toaq v see
kouj sherr de loak v zalim sunn
kouj sanoo murrn da shoaq v see
 

Yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan

yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan
saima,rema,resham te kala shan
kouj inj v rahwan okhia sunn
kouj gull ich ghum da toaq v see
kouj sherr de loak v zalim sunn
kouj sanoo murrn da shoaq v see
 

Young sardarji use to go college with his dog.

Young sardarji use to go college with his dog. After few years he had to go alone..Why?
Because the dog graduated
 

Yari laun wele na sochiya c,yari laun da painda

Yari laun wele na sochiya c,yari laun da painda mul loko
Koi yari piche jind war deve,koi paise te janda dul loko
Koi marda kise diyan surtan te,koi kehnda ishq hai bhul loko
Yari laniya kite ni sokhiya ne,banda janda ishq vich rul loko
 

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi, mapian

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.
 

Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw

Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..
 

Yaaro na aiwen tdpaya karo... Sanu

Yaaro na aiwen tdpaya karo...
Sanu eniayan udekan na karaya karo.
Mannya tuhanu call karni mushkil hai.
Free Sms kar ke tan haal sunaya karo.
 

Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali

Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani
 

Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde, Te yaar

Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe.
 

Y did banta singh climb d glass wall? 2 c wat

Y did banta singh climb d glass wall? 2 c wat was on d other side of d wall!
 

Wife:- Main tang ho gayi, Tusin hamesha mera

Wife:- Main tang ho gayi, Tusin hamesha mera ghar, Meri car, Mere Bache karde Rehnde ho, Kadi sadda vi kuchh kehya karo. Hun Almirah chon ki labb rahe ho?
Hus:- Sadda Kachha.
 

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.kunjava
 

Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae, Kitte Muqadar vi

Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae, Kitte Muqadar vi na bhula de,Pyaar asin is liye nahi karde, kitte koi sannu phir na Ruva de.
 

Wait3 seconds for ur photo

Wait3
seconds for ur
photo
3 2 1 click ! developing..
pls wait.. <)". ."(>
( (..) )
(( , ))
"!_!"!_!"
HAYE Main Mar Java kine Sohne ho Tusi.
 

Vekh lavaa na mein tenu jadou tikar mere

vekh lavaa na mein tenu jadou tikar
mere dil nu avey na chen chanaa sari umar vi je tenu raha takdi
mere thakan na kadi vi nean chanaa
 

VATTE OS HI BERI NU PENDE NE,JIS BERI DE MITHE

VATTE OS HI BERI NU PENDE NE,JIS BERI DE MITHE BER HUNDE NE.MUSIBATTAN OS HI KAUM TE PENDIA NE,JIS KAUM DE MARD DILER HUNDE NE.KAUN PUCHHDA KAVAAN TE GIDRAAN NU,KAID PINJRE CHE BAAJ TE SHERHUNDE NE.I M PROUD TO B A PUNJABI
 

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare, kadi

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...
 

Usne mainu chahya vi te mainu Izhaar karna na

Usne mainu chahya vi te mainu Izhaar karna na aaya, Lung gayi umar sari per mainu Pyaar karna na aaya. Usne mangya vi kuchh te Judayi mangi hor mainu inkaar karna vi na aaya
 

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya
 

Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,

Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor
 
 
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