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Punjabi SMS

Asi ishq de vairi aap hoye Asi

Asi ishq de vairi aap hoye
Asi khud nu zeher khawa baithe
Jehri maut ton loki darde ne
Us maut nu meet bana baithe
Is ishq che inne phat khade
Asi apna aap gawa baithe
O vehla hun nahi bhul sakde
Jis vehle usnu asi chah baithe.
 

Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba Ajeeb

Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba
Ajeeb tuhada style hai
Msg kadi karna nahi
Rolla paya sadde kol Mobile hai
 

Je rusya yaar hi mann jaave, Phir Rabb nu manna ke ki

Je rusya yaar hi mann jaave, Phir Rabb nu manna ke ki laina?
Je yaar ne saanu takna ni, Roop sheeshe nu vikha ke ki laina?
Je hosh bhulayaan yaar mile, Taan hosh che aake ki laina?
Je yaar ne saanu nakaar ditta, Phir asin vi jee ke ki laina?
Je yaar ne hi dil tod ditta, Dukh horaan nu suna ke ki laina?
Lok Rabb de aasrey jeonde ne, Asin yaar aasrey jee laina
Ik hanju vi je gir jaave,Asin amrit samajh ke pee laina
Je yaar hi hove Rabb varga, Phir hor kise ton ki laina?
 

Lok puchhde saddi mohabbat baare,

Lok puchhde saddi mohabbat baare,
Asin aapni kahani kyon dassiye?
Kahaniyaan taan banangiyaan saddi mout pichhon,
Asin aapni jubani kyon dassiye?
 

Hove supne che tu,te jagave koi

Hove supne che tu,te jagave koi na
Sochaan meriyaan che tu ,te bulaave koi na
Tere khayallan de mukaddme che sazaa ho jaye
Hove umraan di kaid,te chhudave koi na........
 

Jis haal wich adeya tu khush hein...

Jis haal wich adeya tu khush hein...
tera dil razi , sada rab razi
Na fikar kari be-fikare da....
chad jittan-haaran di baazi
Asin haar gaaye taan kii hoya....
tere jittan di khushian mana laan ge
tainu is janam wich nahin paya taan kii hoya....
tainu agle janam wich paa laan ge
 

Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan

Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de
 

J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave

J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !
 

Sone de boot * chandi de tasme I

sone de boot * chandi de tasme
I love you * Allah di kasme
 

Ek var ik amli building the upper to dig janda hai, kafi

Ek var ik amli building the upper to dig janda hai, kafi lok ikhety ho jandey han . sab usnu puchedy han ki ki hoya bhai sahib , tey oh kehnda hai ki, "mein vi hune upro aya va pata nehin ki hoya".
 

GIRL Khuch te Pardy dary rakh ..

GIRL
Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY..
Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band
 

Tare Hussn De ke tareef karan

Tare Hussn De ke tareef karan
Tare waal waal wich joun
Iddy soony pair ne tare
Te Hathiee Jidda moun
 

Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde, Par bura

Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde, Par bura vi asi tenu keh nahi sakde, teri marzi tu bulave na bulave, Par tenu bulaye bina asi reh nahi sakde...
 

Wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda

wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda a,
aik e chatkay wich ud pud janda a,
baad chon keng sambhal da a tey o e janda,
lagda a jidon dard dil nu,
othay ki insan tey ki puwan khilar khular janda a
 

Bakri chari pahar tey, bakri

bakri chari pahar tey,
bakri chari pahar tey,
dujhey pasun dhalay uter gai.
 

Pakha chalda hawa deinda, pakha

pakha chalda hawa deinda,
pakha chalda hawa deinda,
na chalda na deinda.ha ha ha Ahmad
 

Tere nashy ich dooby rehn noo jee karda

Tere nashy ich dooby rehn noo jee karda Ey,
Tere khiyalan bina saddi raat ki guzry din nahein guzarda ey,
Muqqadar naaal jay tussi mill jao,
phair kon daroo da ghut bharda Ey ?
 

Hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi

hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi bach pata lagian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh yara nu fudu banude se
 

Akel no soag mer dande ishq no rog mar dande insane khod

akel no soag mer dande ishq no rog mar dande insane khod be khod nai marda bewafa lok mar dande
 

Labhdae ha saahi labhda gva dai

labhdae ha saahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khavhara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara na main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
 

Jad meri chita ballae gi tai

Jad meri chita ballae gi
tai aasma lal hovaega
tussi khafan chuk kai
vekhna hotha tai twada
hi na hovae ga
 

Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle thoda

Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle
thoda ro lain dai
shayad aa javae tera supna
thoda so lain dai
zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu
khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai
 
 
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