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TEHNI HUNDI TAAN TORR KE SUTT DENDE TUSI DIL CH

TEHNI HUNDI TAAN TORR KE SUTT DENDE TUSI DIL CH SAMAA GAYE KINJ KADDIYE RISHTA DILAN DA HUNDA TA GAL VAKH SI RAJNI TUSI SAANJH ROOHAN WALI PA GAYE KINJ CHHADDIYE .......
 

Teacher: Oxygen is must for... Breathing

Teacher: Oxygen is must for...
Breathing & for life. It was discoverd in 1773... Santa: Thank god. I was born after that, pehle paida h?ta to mar hi jaata...
 

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao, SANTA:-

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao, SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c, te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya
 

Talak Wife:Main maeke jaa rahi hoon,ke main

Talak Wife:Main maeke jaa rahi hoon,ke main talaak de notice bhej dewangi.
husband:Ja ja aaive mithiya mithiya galaan karke mainu khush karan di koshish na kar
 

Tairai dil di mitra tu jaane,saade dil wich

tairai dil di mitra tu jaane,saade dil wich yaari tairi hai,tu jinan chir saada yaar rahe ,sanun onin umar bathairi hai.
 

Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi

Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta
 

Sutte Jaal Shikari panchiyan te... ud mor jave

Sutte Jaal Shikari panchiyan te... ud mor jave bara dukh lagda... guddi jad asmane chadi hove... tut dor jave bara dukh lagda... kiti kamayi mehnat de naal hove.. lai koi chor jave te bara dukh lagda... labeya mushkil naal ik yaar hove.. te nibayi kisey h
 

Sutte Jaal Shikari panchiyan te... ud mor

Sutte Jaal Shikari panchiyan te...
ud mor jave bara dukh lagda...
guddi jad asmane chadi hove...
tut dor jave bara dukh lagda...
kiti kamayi mehnat de naal hove..
lai koi chor jave te bara dukh lagda...
labeya mushkil naal ik yaar hove..
te
 

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya, par

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya, par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda. Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove, sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning
 

Sun sohniye.. Husn diye pariye ni..... tu sohni

Sun sohniye.. Husn diye pariye ni..... tu sohni e koi vazir te nahi... Jina naal kare tu hass - hass gallan, j o badshah ne te assin koi faqir te nahi... Manya k tu boht sohni e par tu syalan di heer te nahi
 

Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta

Srdar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Srdar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea
 

SRDAR rec an invitation to party which

SRDAR rec an invitation to party which said"BROWN TIE ONLY".When He went 2party,he was surprised 2 find others wearing Pants & shirts too!
 

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
 

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!
 

Sohneyo. . . . . .Manmohneyo. . . ..makhan de

Sohneyo. . . . . .Manmohneyo. . . ..makhan de pedeo ..... malai de doneo.. ............. tuhanu swere sham BILLIYAN CHATTAN..
 

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde vekhan waale

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
 

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove? pakki sadak te

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove? pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove? aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove
 

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove... pakki sadak te

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove... pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove... aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove
 

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita hor kise nu

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher ba
 

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita hor kise nu kade

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya h
 

Sochia c mehfal sadi a, sab mehfal wale

Sochia c mehfal sadi a,
sab mehfal wale sade ne.
asi jaat paat ton ki laina,
sab gore kale sade ne.
Par ki dassiye asi sajjna de
viswash banaye haar gye.
Asi apne jina nu kehnde c
sanu ohi ik din maar gye.
 

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
 
 
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